RE: MORE THOUGHTS TO PONDER

[angelsmom10]

 
Can you cry under water?
 
         How important does a person have to be before they are considered
         assassinated instead of just murdered?
 
         If money doesn t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
 
         Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
 
         Why do you have to " put your two cents in" ...but it s only a" penny
          for your thoughts" ? Where s that extra penny going to?
 
         Once you re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
         buried in for eternity?
 
         Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 
         What did cured ham actually have?
 
         How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
          be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
         Why is it that people say they " slept like a baby"  when babies wake
          up like every two hours?
 
         If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 
         If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
 
         Why are you IN a movie, but you re ON TV?
 
         Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
          binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
         How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
          Miss America?
 
         Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They re going to see
          you naked anyway.
 
         If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
 
         and finally...
 
         Why is " bra"  singular and " panties"  plural?
 

[luvourjayco]

 angelsmom10
Just to give you food for thought when you work for coke you sign a contract and you cannot consume any of the competitions beverages while on company property. I know one guy who works for them and he goes to the parking lot for his smoke and pepsi on his breaks. [8D]

[angelsmom10]

 luvourjayco

 

ORIGINAL:  luvourjayco
 
 Just to give you food for thought when you work for coke you sign a contract and you cannot consume any of the competitions beverages while on company property. I know one guy who works for them and he goes to the parking lot for his smoke and pepsi on his breaks. [8D]
 

I know that was the case 30 years ago, but I wasn t sure if it was still the case.  As teens one of the big things to do for work, besides fast food, was to work for soft drink companies during the summer as festivals and work their booths.

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 angelsmom10
Some people have all the answers. [][][][8D]