Gods Creations --- had to share

[angelsmom10]

Just received this and just had to share.....
 
 

In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live long and healthy lives. Then, using Gods great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. [/b]

And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And man said, Yea, verily!"
And woman said, "And another one, with sprinkles!"

And they gained 10 pounds.

And God created healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them and woman went from size 2 to size 6.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."

And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing, and garlic toast on the side.

And man and woman unfastened their belts.

God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.

And man gained more weight, and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then introduced running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan countered with cable TV with a remote control so man would not have to toil to change the channels.

And man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained more pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them and man began to look like a blimp!

God then recommended lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and its 99-cent double cheeseburger.

Then he added, "You want fries with that?"
And man replied "Yeah, verily! And super size 'em."
And Satan said, "It is good."

And man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs[/i]

[B-flat]

An oldie but a good worth sharing.  Isn't that what led up to the fast food places being sued because their food made people fat and susceptible to heart attacks?

[tlhdoc]

Isn't that what led up to the fast food places being sued because their food made people fat and susceptible to heart attacks?

I MHO people file lawsuit against fast food places because they are not accountable for their own actions.  They want to blame everyone else. :mad:

I did like the story.

[B-flat]

Yes, I loved the story, too.

[angelsmom10]

I hate it every time I hear of a fast food place being sued. This is what are society has come to -- they don't want to take responsibility for themselves.
 
The good one is the coffee -- if their coffee is cold, they sue and it is too hot they sue. Personally I just think people need to use more common sense.
 
Think we should sue PUT because of this addiction to PUT :J -- it't not his fault.  There was a need for PUT and he met it.  It's our problem if we're addicted