TEN Holiday Uses for Duct Tape:

[brainpause]

I Do Not Want To Be Taped To Any Chair!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even to a lawn chair next to a campfire on a comfortable night?

Larry

[gr8grandpa]

Maybe if I start to doze off. I would not want to fall into the campfire.

[Acts 2:38 girl]

Aha!  "Use #11 for duct tape"  

I would not want to fall into the campfire.

[tlhdoc]

I have to behave. My wife always goes with me.

Well your wife was with you, and I remember you made a remark and she did make you behave, so maybe we will not need to duct tape you to a chair.  I will bring along a roll in case she needs some.