Clothing malfunction

[B-flat]

Yes, new definitions have come onto the current scene.  So I'll start with one of my own definitions.
 
..when you accidentally stick your foot into the hem of your pants tearing out the stitches.  Yes, the clothing malfunctioned right then.:rolleyes: :J

[birol]

Or, would that be Leg attachment mulfunction ? DO we need somebody to come and touch the leg so that it will mulfunction and tear the fabric ?

I am just being bad, don't mind me

Yes, new definitions have come onto the current scene.  So I'll start with one of my own definitions.
 
..when you accidentally stick your foot into the hem of your pants tearing out the stitches.  Yes, the clothing malfunctioned right then.:rolleyes: :J

[birol]

Severe case of mouth mulfunction before anyone else jumps in  :J

Or, would that be Leg attachment mulfunction ? DO we need somebody to come and touch the leg so that it will mulfunction and tear the fabric ?

I am just being bad, don't mind me

[B-flat]

Only you would be so quick......LOL:D
 
I love this kind of quickness....:J :M

[Michicampers]

Clothing malfunction, yeah, right. She certainly didn't lend any family credibility to her brother with that brilliant remark. You'd think she could have come up with a better reply than that. It's amazing what lengths some people will go to to stay in the press  :eek: .

[birol]

They only need to act their way of "normal" and all newspapers will cover their life I guess ........I am disgusted with them .... I also don't like his music at all.

Discliamer : I didn't mean to hijack this thread, I sincerely apologize and offer malfunction of brain as an excuse ![/size]

Clothing malfunction, yeah, right. She certainly didn't lend any family credibility to her brother with that brilliant remark. You'd think she could have come up with a better reply than that. It's amazing what lengths some people will go to to stay in the press  :eek: .

[B-flat]

Clothing malfunction.....is when you get ready to go somewhere and the button falls off the only jacket that will go well with your outfit.

Disclaimer: any clothing that malfunctions is not immediately caused by another human being unless it was faulty manufacturing.

[birol]

Clothing malfunction is : putting on your best suit for the job interview, and the zipper immediately completely lets go after you zip it up  never to function ever again !


Disclaimer : The above did not neccessarily happen to the author of this post, even though there is a chance that it did[/size]

[wiininkwe]

Clothing malfunction is:  When you start looking thru the stuff in your closet and it looks like the favorites have all shrunk while hanging there since last season. What's up with that?!
T

[Camperroo]

boy do I hate that particular malfunction!!  They just don't make clothes like they use to...

Clothing malfunction:  when you can't zip yourself out of your own coat!!

[OnTheGround]

I think the whole Jackson family is malfunctional
Dan

[brainpause]

Disclaimer: I am the original disclaimerer.

 

[B-flat]

Clothing malfunction is when one part of a two piece outfit wears out and you can't find anything else that goes well with the other part.  Therefore, it hangs in the closet forever until it is out of style before you toss it.

[mowalker]

If you cant wear it to work..Well then don't wear it.  Some of us could get accused of sexual harrasment, but not the Jackson family.  Makes you go Hmmm.... wonder why there could be a potential problem there. :confused:

What a way to overshadow a good football game for free publicity for a new CD.  I bet if I were to do it I would be arrested and Cochran would not have time to take my case. :J

As a woman, I really didn't appreciate seeing a saggy boob, if thats what she looks like at her age, I'm holding up pretty well  :p  

B

Disclaimer:  Oh forget it :J

[B-flat]

The tag which says "Do not remove this tag under penalty of the law" falls out of your pillow and you look around to see if the police are going to arrive.:J