Just for laughs

[Flacamper]

Just passing the time until we can go camping.  My DW is blonde so I know not ALL are like this;)
 
Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops this blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she
was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper then
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn
up!"  said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature.  Her
question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINAL EXAM

The blonde reported for her university final examination that
consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes
and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a
coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet:
Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all
done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing
the coin,  muttering and sweating.  The moderator, alarmed,
approaches her and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking
my answers."

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END
ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?"

"HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

[Acts 2:38 girl]

Oh  great - here we go again!!!   :rolleyes:   :p

[jpreiser]

Ha-Ha.... Only a true blonde would understand these!!

[David Roder]

:p :J

[birol]

We need to have a Blond Jokes archive or something ......There have been so many very nice jokes