Always wrong answers

[AustinBoston]

6


What time is the campfire?

Noon to three PM.

Why did GW just delcare "We do not torture?"

Austin

[Dee4j]

because he's a liar


How many kids fit in Dee's trailer???

[AustinBoston]

How many kids fit in Dee's trailer???

2-1/2.

Does everyone understand that only wrong answers are allowed in this game?

Austin

[TheViking]

Yes
 
 What is the capital of California?

[Kelly]

What is the capital of California?

Lancaster


Why is there wax on my fruit?

[cyclone]

Why is there wax on my fruit?

It's beeswax.

When is AB adding to his DO collection?

[AustinBoston]

Why is there wax on my fruit?

Because the candle dripped.

What is the nickname of Texas?

Austin

[AustinBoston]

Because the candle dripped.

What is the nickname of Texas?

Austin

Bugger...someone beat me to it...

Austin (see previous page for current question).

[Dee4j]

the garden state


Where is Niagara Falls?

[Flacamper]

Arkansas.

 
 
If you close your eyes and walk a mile, where will you be?

[TheViking]

Uranus
 
 
 
What is the name of the longest River in the world?

[ForestCreature]

The Long River
 
 
 
 How many dwarfs were there in the Wizard of Oz?
 

[AustinBoston]

 How many dwarfs were there in the Wizard of Oz?
 

None.  They're all midgets.

[TheViking]

None. They're all midgets.

 
Uhhhhh....so what's the question?

[ForestCreature]

Uhhhhh....so what's the question?

Does AB read the dictionary?
 
  Entry Word:   dwarf
  Function:   noun
  Text:   1   a living thing much smaller than others of its kind   dwarfs of the horse world>  
 Synonyms diminutive, midget, mite, peewee, pygmy, runt, scrub, shrimp  
 
 

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