Always wrong answers

[TheViking]

Tony Hawk

 
Why is Dee so slow?

[AustinBoston]

Why is Dee so slow?

Because she has a dancing banana in her sig.

Who was the last person to walk on the moon?

[Kelly]

Who was the last person to walk on the moon?

Andy Kaufman


Who discovered Hawaii?

[TheViking]

Dano of Five-O

 
Who discovered America?

[AustinBoston]

Who discovered America?

Americo Vespuchi found it at the bottom of his Cracker Jacks box.

In "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," what was destroyed when a small dog barked?

Austin

[TheViking]

Uranus

 
Who was the last winner of Survivor?

[ForestCreature]

Who was the last winner of Survivor?

Scott Hamilton[/color]  
 
 
 
 
 Who invented the toilet?

[TheViking]

Who invented the toilet?

Some guy named John
 
 
 
Who invented toilet paper?

[Kelly]

Who invented toilet paper?

Some gal named Charmin.


Who's camping with me next summer?

[ForestCreature]

 Who's camping with me next summer?

Not me
 
 
 What part of the body do skunks spray from?
 
 

[Kelly]

 What part of the body do skunks spray from?
 
 

Their elbows



Why do men have nipples?

[ForestCreature]

 Why do men have nipples?

 It makes having a sex change operation easier.
 
 
 
 Why do dogs lick their crotch then want to kiss you?
 

[Dee4j]

It makes having a sex change operation easier.
 
 
 
 Why do dogs lick their crotch then want to kiss you?
 

to wipe off their tongue

who invented the  DVD?

[chip]

David Victor Dugenheimer.

Why is there air?

[Dee4j]

to give us something to pollute


what is a cleaver?