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AustinBoston

#255
Nov 10, 2005, 02:58 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhit is a hippiator?

An alcoholic beverage that will turn you into a hippie for a day.


What's another name for saltpeter?

SkipP

#256
Nov 10, 2005, 09:15 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonAn alcoholic beverage that will turn you into a hippie for a day.
 
 
What's another name for saltpeter?
Seasoning with a punch!
 
How does one ride "On" a plane?

Kelly

#257
Nov 10, 2005, 09:17 PM
Quote from: SkipPHow does one ride "On" a plane?

With their seats in the upright position.



What is Waxing Gibbous?

SkipP

#258
Nov 10, 2005, 09:19 PM
Quote from: KellyWith their seats in the upright position.
 
 
 
What is Waxing Gibbous?
Primates at the car wash!
 
Why are they called Stop Lights?

chkster

#259
Nov 10, 2005, 09:31 PM
...because "Cease Motion Light Emitting Diodes was too long...?


Whats a panacea?...

SkipP

#260
Nov 10, 2005, 10:31 PM
Quote from: chkster...because "Cease Motion Light Emitting Diodes was too long...?
 
 
Whats a panacea?...
A single-use cooking utensil. Normally found in finer stores near the potpourri.
 
What was the name of the cow that jumped over the moon?

chkster

#261
Nov 10, 2005, 10:54 PM
waxing gibbous...


how much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

SkipP

#262
Nov 10, 2005, 11:22 PM
Quote from: chksterwaxing gibbous...
 
 
how much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?
None. Chuck, since retiring, is now chucking newspapers.
 
Why did Jack and Jill go UP the hill to fetch a pail of water?

Chez Way

#263
Nov 11, 2005, 01:47 AM
Quote from: SkipPNone. Chuck, since retiring, is now chucking newspapers.
 
Why did Jack and Jill go UP the hill to fetch a pail of water?
Because they needed a mixer for their bottle of scotch.
 
 
Why are bricks red?

AustinBoston

#264
Nov 11, 2005, 07:24 AM
Quote from: Chez WayWhy are bricks red?

Because Jack fell on them.


When was the Erie Canal opened?

SkipP

#265
Nov 11, 2005, 07:55 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonBecause Jack fell on them.
 
 
When was the Erie Canal opened?

October 31st!
 
 
Why does lite beer weigh the same as regular beer?

ForestCreature

#266
Nov 11, 2005, 08:05 AM
Quote from: SkipPWhy does lite beer weigh the same as regular beer?
Because it's not real beer.
 
 
 
 How does frost bulid up on a camper fridge/freezer that's been left on for 2 weeks with the door wide open happen?

AustinBoston

#267
Nov 11, 2005, 08:21 AM
Jack Frost just loves a good refridgerator.


Why could Jack Sprat eat no fat?

Kelly

#268
Nov 11, 2005, 10:00 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhy could Jack Sprat eat no fat?


Because Dr Atkins told him not to.


Why could his wife eat no lean?

AustinBoston

#269
Nov 11, 2005, 11:27 AM
Quote from: KellyWhy could his wife eat no lean?

Because she was a vegetarian.


Who sailed the deep green sea in fourteen hundred ninety-three?

Austin
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