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mowalker

#285
Nov 13, 2005, 09:40 PM
Toad!
 
How do dryers eat socks?

cyclone

#286
Nov 13, 2005, 09:56 PM
QuoteHow do dryers eat socks?

With mustard and relish.

What makes a hot dog "hot"?

jakelaw

#287
Nov 14, 2005, 01:53 AM
[What makes a hot dog "hot"?]

A Mr. Buddy.


What is in a "Baked Alaska?"

AustinBoston

#288
Nov 14, 2005, 07:38 AM
Quote from: jakelaw[What makes a hot dog "hot"?]
What is in a "Baked Alaska?"

Three baked Texases.



What makes Mars so red?

ForestCreature

#289
Nov 14, 2005, 08:37 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhat makes Mars so red?
 Food coloring, there was a devistating industrial accident at a baking factory.
 
 
   What are Texases?

ChisholmTrail-er

#290
Nov 14, 2005, 12:14 PM
Quote from: ForestCreature  What are Texases?

The filling, in pairs of Texjeans.

What country do German Shepherds hail from?


CT-er

AustinBoston

#291
Nov 14, 2005, 12:20 PM
Pakistan.


Why do some dogs chase their tails?

Dee4j

#292
Nov 14, 2005, 05:57 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonPakistan.


Why do some dogs chase their tails?


it's safer than chasing cars?


Why are Zucchini's green?

AustinBoston

#293
Nov 14, 2005, 07:41 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWhy are Zucchini's green?


They're envious of the tomatoes.


Why did early Americans believe tomatoes were poisonous?

SkipP

#294
Nov 14, 2005, 09:02 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonThey're envious of the tomatoes.
 
 
Why did early Americans believe tomatoes were poisonous?
Because someone mis-interpeted the name as Tom-ate-toes and knew that that couldn't be anything but bad.
 
Why does Charleston, SC have a line of historic houses all painted pastel colors and yet call it Rainbow Row?

TheViking

#295
Nov 15, 2005, 12:11 AM
Quote from: SkipPWhy does Charleston, SC have a line of historic houses all painted pastel colors and yet call it Rainbow Row?

 Because It is a highly populated gay community
 
 
  Who said the Moon is made of cheese?

ChisholmTrail-er

#296
Nov 15, 2005, 01:46 AM
Quote from: TheVikingWho said the Moon is made of cheese?

Renowned 18th-Century dairyman/philosopher Val V. Ta.


Does the fridge interior stay lit when the door's closed?


CT-er

Dee4j

#297
Nov 15, 2005, 05:26 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erRenowned 18th-Century dairyman/philosopher Val V. Ta.


Does the fridge interior stay lit when the door's closed?


CT-er


yes, so the mold can see where it is growing

Why do ducks fly south?

AustinBoston

#298
Nov 15, 2005, 07:40 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhy do ducks fly south?

Because they know (despite Katrina) that you can't get really good Cajun cooking, or good jumbalaya, north of N'awlins.


Why do ducks fly north in the spring?

Dee4j

#299
Nov 15, 2005, 11:37 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonBecause they know (despite Katrina) that you can't get really good Cajun cooking, or good jumbalaya, north of N'awlins.


Why do ducks fly north in the spring?

To watch Ohio St. beat Michigan


Who is Larry Mose?
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