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TheViking

#300
Nov 15, 2005, 11:46 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWho is Larry Mose?

The coach of Ohio State
 
 
Why is Ohio State Football so over rated?

SkipP

#301
Nov 15, 2005, 12:14 PM
Quote from: TheVikingThe coach of Ohio State
 
 
Why is Ohio State Football so over rated?
Because they have a nut for a mascot.
 
If there is a book about jellyfish, does it still have a spine?

TheViking

#302
Nov 15, 2005, 02:53 PM
Quote from: SkipPIf there is a book about jellyfish, does it still have a spine?
Yes, but it is extremely bendable.
 
 
 
Where does Sponge Bob live?

jakelaw

#303
Nov 15, 2005, 03:17 PM
"Where does Sponge Bob live?"


With his parents, he is a "sponge" isn't he?


Who did we fight in the Mexican/American war?

AustinBoston

#304
Nov 15, 2005, 04:41 PM
Quote from: jakelawWho did we fight in the Mexican/American war?

The Tortilla army.


Why do we pronounce the "ll" in tortilla like a "y"?

SkipP

#305
Nov 15, 2005, 06:12 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonThe Tortilla army.
 
 
Why do we pronounce the "ll" in tortilla like a "y"?
Because if it had an "s" sound, it could be mistaken for a female turtle!
 
Does a turtle have a reverse gear?

ForestCreature

#306
Nov 15, 2005, 08:37 PM
Quote from: SkipPDoes a turtle have a reverse gear?
No, he just sucks his head into the neck hole pulls in the legs and does a 180 in the shell. This is not a case of having a head up ones butt...just out.
 
 Is the spring in spring water made out of aluminum or steel?
 

AustinBoston

#307
Nov 15, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: ForestCreatureIs the spring in spring water made out of aluminum or steel?

Neither.  It's a fiberglass core with a composite carbon fiber shell.


Will fiberglass improve regularity like a glass of fiber will?

Austin

ChisholmTrail-er

#308
Nov 15, 2005, 09:45 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonWill fiberglass improve regularity like a glass of fiber will?
Austin

No, but only because Owens Corning never met a mucil he didn't like.

Who never met a man he didn't like?

SkipP

#309
Nov 15, 2005, 10:22 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erNo, but only because Owens Corning never met a mucil he didn't like.
 
Who never met a man he didn't like?
Jaws!
 
Where do you suppose McDonalds gets those square fish to make the sandwichs with?

Chez Way

#310
Nov 15, 2005, 11:57 PM
Quote from: SkipPJaws!
 
Where do you suppose McDonalds gets those square fish to make the sandwichs with?

From the Square Sea.
 
Why are nerds called squares?

TheViking

#311
Nov 16, 2005, 12:23 AM
Quote from: Chez WayWhy are nerds called squares?
That's what old people called them back in the day.   Doh!
 
 
 Why does Jeanne want to hurt me now?

Chez Way

#312
Nov 16, 2005, 12:48 AM
Quote from: TheVikingThat's what old people called them back in the day. Doh!
 
 
Why does Jeanne want to hurt me now?
Because I took all your money at poker!
 
 
Why does 4 aces beat 4 kings?

AustinBoston

#313
Nov 16, 2005, 07:41 AM
Quote from: Chez WayWhy does 4 aces beat 4 kings?

Because the kings are unarmed and out of shape.



Why did King Henry VIII remove the head of his wife, Anne Bolin?

Austin

SkipP

#314
Nov 16, 2005, 02:33 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonBecause the kings are unarmed and out of shape.
 
 
 
Why did King Henry VIII remove the head of his wife, Anne Bolin?
 
Austin
'cause he only had half a brain and needed a whole one.
 
Why are bathrooms on ships called "heads"?
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