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Kelly

#375
Nov 23, 2005, 04:28 PM
Quote from: TheVikingWhat does it mean when your number is up?

It means Kelly is coming to visit and she's bringing friends.


Why was my name dragged into this?  (and doesn't it break the rules of the game?)

SkipP

#376
Nov 23, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: KellyIt means Kelly is coming to visit and she's bringing friends.
 
 
Why was my name dragged into this? (and doesn't it break the rules of the game?)
Because you are Austin Bostons quiet neighbor.
 
What did Jim Neighbors call the folks who lived next door?

ChisholmTrail-er

#377
Nov 23, 2005, 08:10 PM
Quote from: SkipPWhat did Jim Neighbors call the folks who lived next door?

(.....just guessing here)

The Kellys.


What is more American than turkey, stuffing and football?

SkipP

#378
Nov 23, 2005, 09:35 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-er(.....just guessing here)
 
The Kellys.
 
 
What is more American than turkey, stuffing and football?
The Kelly Girl!
 
Who stuffed the first turkey?

Dee4j

#379
Nov 23, 2005, 10:40 PM
Quote from: SkipPThe Kelly Girl!
 
Who stuffed the first turkey?


Tom Stuffingopolis


how can  "evaporated" milk come in a can???

Davrc4

#380
Nov 23, 2005, 10:44 PM
Quote from: Dee4jhow can  "evaporated" milk come in a can???



It has to evaporate somewhere!!



Can any of you figure out who this is?   Neener

Dee4j

#381
Nov 23, 2005, 11:36 PM
Quote from: Davrc4It has to evaporate somewhere!!



Can any of you figure out who this is?   Neener


A king from Cali


where did neener neener neener come from?

griffsdad

#382
Nov 24, 2005, 05:29 AM
From Nathan's Famous Neeners in Cooney Island.
 
Why do we stuff a turkey?

unclejeff

#383
Nov 24, 2005, 07:45 AM
Quote from: griffsdadFrom Nathan's Famous Neeners in Cooney Island.
 
Why do we stuff a turkey?
to disguise the foul taste of the poultry!

who invented the hot dog?

SkipP

#384
Nov 24, 2005, 08:55 AM
Quote from: unclejeffto disguise the foul taste of the poultry!
 
who invented the hot dog?
Dogatella Versace (dress 'er up in a designer dress, a little perfure, a hair job and you got one Hot Dog!)
 
Why do dogs and cats fight?

Dee4j

#385
Nov 24, 2005, 10:50 AM
Quote from: SkipPDogatella Versace (dress 'er up in a designer dress, a little perfure, a hair job and you got one Hot Dog!)
 
Why do dogs and cats fight?


because Dogs are from Venus and cats are from Mars


Where is Mt. Shasta?

SkipP

#386
Nov 24, 2005, 06:44 PM
Quote from: Dee4jbecause Dogs are from Venus and cats are from Mars
 
 
Where is Mt. Shasta?
On the shelves in the grocery store....next to Mt. Dew.
 
Why does pigging out on Thanksgiving day make you so sleepy?

unclejeff

#387
Nov 25, 2005, 05:37 AM
Quote from: SkipPOn the shelves in the grocery store....next to Mt. Dew.
 
Why does pigging out on Thanksgiving day make you so sleepy?

It's because the turkey's were injected with 10% soulition which is also a tranquilizer, therefore causing the turkeys to be a mild sedative when eaten.

Why is it important to go crazy the day after Thanksgiving trying to find that perfect bargin after standing in that mega long line for hours ownly to be dissapionted to find out the item is sold out?

griffsdad

#388
Nov 25, 2005, 05:44 AM
Because we like to??????????
 
 
Who invented pokeyman?

TheViking

#389
Nov 25, 2005, 09:45 AM
Quote from: griffsdadWho invented pokeyman?

 
Someone that knew how to spell Pokemon!   LOL
 
 
How many shopping days are there till Christmas?
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