Always wrong answers

Dee4j · Nov 25, 2005, 09:03 PM

Quote from: TheVikingSomeone that knew how to spell Pokemon! LOL

How many shopping days are there till Christmas?

69

what is a Dolpins favorite thing to do?

unclejeff · Nov 25, 2005, 09:56 PM

Quote from: Dee4j69

what is a Dolpins favorite thing to do?

swim around in shallow water and pretend they are a shark :p

unclejeff · Nov 25, 2005, 09:58 PM

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Quote from: unclejeffswim around in shallow water and pretend they are a shark :p

I forgot to leave a question!

What did the apple say to the orange?

ChisholmTrail-er · Nov 26, 2005, 03:16 AM

Quote from: unclejeffWhat did the apple say to the orange?

"Comparatively speaking, you and I have a lot in common."

What did the orange reply?

Dee4j · Nov 26, 2005, 12:20 PM

Quote from: ChisholmTrail-er"Comparatively speaking, you and I have a lot in common."

What did the orange reply?

orange you glad we're friends

why do people put tinsel on their xmas tree?

ForestCreature · Nov 26, 2005, 02:27 PM

Quote from: Dee4jwhy do people put tinsel on their xmas tree?

So the cat can eat it.

How do you get tinsel out of a cat?

Kelly · Nov 26, 2005, 04:22 PM

Quote from: ForestCreature How do you get tinsel out of a cat?

With a tinsel remover.

How do you know when all the tinsel is out?

unclejeff · Nov 26, 2005, 04:53 PM

Quote from: KellyWith a tinsel remover.

How do you know when all the tinsel is out?

By checking the tinsel meter on the tinsel remover.

What do you do if the tensil remover's battery run out of juice?

Dee4j · Nov 26, 2005, 11:03 PM

Quote from: unclejeffBy checking the tinsel meter on the tinsel remover.

What do you do if the tensil remover's battery run out of juice?

give it a beer

what makes beer taste so good?

unclejeff · Nov 26, 2005, 11:18 PM

Quote from: Dee4jgive it a beer

what makes beer taste so good?

Mississippi River water (Budweiser St. Louis, MO)

How many beers did it take to get Barney drunk?

Dee4j · Nov 26, 2005, 11:53 PM

Quote from: unclejeffMississippi River water (Budweiser St. Louis, MO)

How many beers did it take to get Barney drunk?

none...Barney only drinks Purple hooter shooters

Why did they make Barney Purple??

ChisholmTrail-er · Nov 27, 2005, 12:21 AM

Quote from: Dee4jWhy did they make Barney Purple??

Purple covers the bruising.

Where in the world is Matt Lauer?

griffsdad · Nov 27, 2005, 07:49 AM

Matt's at Vail Lake in his Coleman PUT playing Apples to Apples with the SCCAMPERS!

What is Tequilla made from?

SkipP · Nov 27, 2005, 07:11 PM

Quote from: griffsdadMatt's at Vail Lake in his Coleman PUT playing Apples to Apples with the SCCAMPERS!

What is Tequilla made from?

It's the highly refined extract from the root of Maximallius Hangoverexcessivus Peuka plant.

Is the worm in the tequilla bottle smiling?

ForestCreature · Nov 27, 2005, 07:19 PM

Quote from: SkipPIs the worm in the tequilla bottle smiling?

NO, he is laughing at the fool who emptied the whole bottle

Why did my Hard Drive die this morning?

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