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ForestCreature

#420
Nov 29, 2005, 12:58 PM
Quote from: unclejeffWhat does bigfoot do on his day off?
Play with littlefoot.
 
 If bigfoot is a he, what do they call the female?
 

AustinBoston

#421
Nov 29, 2005, 02:58 PM
Quote from: ForestCreatureIf bigfoot is a he, what do they call the female?

Yeti.


What did bigfoot do that his wife banished him all the way to another continent?

SkipP

#422
Nov 29, 2005, 08:14 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonYeti.
 
 
What did bigfoot do that his wife banished him all the way to another continent?
He got into her Nair.
 
Why do they call this creature Bigfoot and not Bigfeet?

ChisholmTrail-er

#423
Nov 29, 2005, 08:54 PM
Quote from: SkipPWhy do they call this creature Bigfoot and not Bigfeet?

Because his hands are enormous.

Back to measuring horses.....how tall is a 'hand'?

TheViking

#424
Nov 30, 2005, 11:25 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBack to measuring horses.....how tall is a 'hand'?

1 foot + 1/2 a Leg = 1 hand
 
 
How do they make glue?

AustinBoston

#425
Nov 30, 2005, 11:41 AM
Glue is made from left socks that have been lost in the wash.  Epoxy is made from right socks lost in the dryer.



Where was the first toll road in the US?

Dee4j

#426
Nov 30, 2005, 05:53 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonGlue is made from left socks that have been lost in the wash.  Epoxy is made from right socks lost in the dryer.



Where was the first toll road in the US?



Irvine Ca.

why do the call a burrito a burrito?

ChisholmTrail-er

#427
Nov 30, 2005, 09:30 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhy do they call a burrito a burrito?

Because "deluxe pizza" was already taken.

How many 'fish' are necessary to populate a 'squad'?

TheViking

#428
Dec 01, 2005, 07:33 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erHow many 'fish' are necessary to populate a 'squad'?

One..if properly outfitted with Beer.
 
 
What is the Chisholm Trail?

Dee4j

#429
Dec 01, 2005, 10:26 AM
Quote from: TheVikingOne..if properly outfitted with Beer.
 
 
What is the Chisholm Trail?


a secret Trail people traveled to to hide from the Indians

what is eggnog?

ForestCreature

#430
Dec 01, 2005, 01:16 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhat is eggnog?
An abbrieviation for eggnoggin....a drink made out of baby chickens brains.
 
 Do people who drink Eggnog get smarter?

SkipP

#431
Dec 01, 2005, 01:26 PM
Quote from: ForestCreatureAn abbrieviation for eggnoggin....a drink made out of baby chickens brains.
 
Do people who drink Eggnog get smarter?
Yes. Eggnog, aka Eggnoggin, aka Egg-shapped noggin, has long been associated with an intelligence level that the Mensa crowd can only envy from afar.
 
What do members of Mensa talk about?

Kelly

#432
Dec 01, 2005, 03:07 PM
Quote from: SkipPWhat do members of Mensa talk about?


Trailers, TVs and tow ratings.


What's the optimum tow set-up for a Mensa member?

Dee4j

#433
Dec 01, 2005, 06:30 PM
Quote from: KellyTrailers, TVs and tow ratings.


What's the optimum tow set-up for a Mensa member?


one that the Spouse sets up and Tows



Who started Mensa?

ChisholmTrail-er

#434
Dec 01, 2005, 08:21 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWho started Mensa?

Larry Fine.


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