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SkipP

#495
Dec 21, 2005, 04:33 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonIt gests stolen and drank by Austi...oh, these are wrong answers...you get a strong chemical reaction that makes your hair fall out.
 
 
 
 
Why do some dairy farmers feed their herd chocolate?
 
Austin
Keeps their eyes from turning blue
 
When the cow jumped over the moon....where did he land?

cyclone

#496
Dec 21, 2005, 05:27 PM
QuoteWhen the cow jumped over the moon....where did he land?

At Top o' the Caves and it knocked their electricity out.

Is a cow pie edible?

ChisholmTrail-er

#497
Dec 21, 2005, 11:00 PM
Quote from: cycloneIs a cow pie edible?

Yes, but nine out of ten dentists don't recommend the practice.

Why is one dentist always a recommendation hold-out?

Dee4j

#498
Dec 22, 2005, 01:26 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erYes, but nine out of ten dentists don't recommend the practice.

Why is one dentist always a recommendation hold-out?


he refuses to tell the hole tooth


when a chiropractor make a commitment does he ever back out?

AustinBoston

#499
Dec 22, 2005, 07:11 AM
Quote from: Dee4jwhen a chiropractor make a commitment does he ever back out?

The spineless ones will.



Why can't we fold, spindle, or mutilate?

SkipP

#500
Dec 22, 2005, 02:06 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonThe spineless ones will.
 
 
 
Why can't we fold, spindle, or mutilate?
Because the postal service refuses to iron, untwist or perform plastic surgery on our mail!
 
Why do dogs like to attack the postman/woman?

barbjeff

#501
Dec 22, 2005, 03:13 PM
Quote from: SkipPBecause the postal service refuses to iron, untwist or perform plastic surgery on our mail!
 
Why do dogs like to attack the postman/woman?


Beacause at close range they can't draw down on them with thier Uzzi's fast enough.


Why do public services always manage to stike just before a holiday?

ChisholmTrail-er

#502
Dec 23, 2005, 12:00 AM
Quote from: barbjeffWhy do public services always manage to stike just before a holiday?

Labor pains kick in 'round this time of year.   :p

How does Santa fit down a chimney?

Dee4j

#503
Dec 23, 2005, 04:44 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erLabor pains kick in 'round this time of year.   :p

How does Santa fit down a chimney?



he covers himself with wesson oil and slides right in


Why can't anyone see Santa flying in the sky?

AustinBoston

#504
Dec 24, 2005, 08:06 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhy can't anyone see Santa flying in the sky?

I don't know what you're problem is, but I see him just fine.




Why do some people give oranges on Christmas?

ChisholmTrail-er

#505
Dec 24, 2005, 11:25 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhy do some people give oranges on Christmas?

To show their tacit approval of the upcoming FedEx Cingular Shearson-Lehmann Disneyland Owens-Corning Orange Bowl.


Why do some people get coal on Christmas?

Steamnut

#506
Dec 24, 2005, 03:17 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erTo show their tacit approval of the upcoming FedEx Cingular Shearson-Lehmann Disneyland Owens-Corning Orange Bowl.


Why do some people get coal on Christmas?

Cuz they ask for it. ( at least I do...)


Why do people use carrots for noses on snowpeople?  (snowpeople )

ChisholmTrail-er

#507
Dec 25, 2005, 11:11 PM
Quote from: SteamnutWhy do people use carrots for noses on snowpeople?

That practice started with the infamous Vegetable Excess of 1903, when there were trainloads of wasting, rotting vegetables sitting in Chicago railyards.  The influx of garden veggies coincided with the Labor Unrest of 1903.  Your long-nosed 'snowpeople' is what happens when you mix unneeded foodstuffs with idle Chicago men.  Really.


If Santa's sleigh is pulled by eight tiny reindeer, where is Rudolph harnessed?

SkipP

#508
Dec 25, 2005, 11:18 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erThat practice started with the infamous Vegetable Excess of 1903, when there were trainloads of wasting, rotting vegetables sitting in Chicago railyards. The influx of garden veggies coincided with the Labor Unrest of 1903. Your long-nosed 'snowpeople' is what happens when you mix unneeded foodstuffs with idle Chicago men. Really.
 
 
If Santa's sleigh is pulled by eight tiny reindeer, where is Rudolph harnessed?
Rudolph isn't harnessed. He's the one far out in the front wearing the armored jacket and drawing flack (thus the red nose).
 
What do those reindeer eat to give them the needed propulsion to fly the Big Guy around?

Dee4j

#509
Dec 26, 2005, 05:52 AM
Quote from: SkipPRudolph isn't harnessed. He's the one far out in the front wearing the armored jacket and drawing flack (thus the red nose).
 
What do those reindeer eat to give them the needed propulsion to fly the Big Guy around?



lots and lots of refried beans...


why do we cut down  a pine tree, bring it in the house, decorate it, call it a christmas tree and put presents under it???
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