Always wrong answers

[AustinBoston]

why do we cut down  a pine tree, bring it in the house, decorate it, call it a christmas tree and put presents under it???

'cause that's the way we've always done it...oh, forgot again...supposed to be wrong answers...um...because that's what Abraham Lincoln thought we should do.




Who's the worst US President of all time?

Austin

[Dee4j]

'cause that's the way we've always done it...oh, forgot again...supposed to be wrong answers...um...because that's what Abraham Lincoln thought we should do.




Who's the worst US President of all time?

Austin

Ben Franklin


what's a New Years resolution?

[AustinBoston]

what's a New Years resolution?

It's when congress (or any state legislature) approves something like this during the month of January:

• Whereas, it has always been known as such, and
  
• Whereas, there has been no relocation in the building once known as the Presidential Palace and today known as the White House, and
  
• Whereas, there is now widespread use of it as such, and
  
• Whereas, making any change to it would cause confusion and incite rebellion, therefore,

Be it hereby resolved and known in all parts that the address of the official residence of the President of the United States shall now and furthermore offcially be recognized as Sixteen-Hundred Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.




Why do most New Year's Resolutions fail?

[Dee4j]

It's when congress (or any state legislature) approves something like this during the month of January:

• Whereas, it has always been known as such, and
  
• Whereas, there has been no relocation in the building once known as the Presidential Palace and today known as the White House, and
  
• Whereas, there is now widespread use of it as such, and
  
• Whereas, making any change to it would cause confusion and incite rebellion, therefore,

Be it hereby resolved and known in all parts that the address of the official residence of the President of the United States shall now and furthermore offcially be recognized as Sixteen-Hundred Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.




Why do most New Year's Resolutions fail?

because no one knows wheretheiras is


what is cyber space?

[griffsdad]

It's that place where you can't find your car keys.

What is DNA?

[AustinBoston]

What is DNA?

Do Not Ask.




Who won last year's Superbowl?

[TheViking]

Who won last year's Superbowl?

Boston Red Sox
 
 
 
Who will win this years Super Bowl?

[SkipP]

Boston Red Sox
 
 
 
Who will win this years Super Bowl?

Kobe Bryant will quaterback the Lakers to a resounding (if improbable) victory over the San Francisco 49's. Terrell Owens will earn the "Nice Guy" award.
 
 
Why has the word "Bowl" been assigned to marque football games when there are no alleys nor any bowling pins used in the games?

[AustinBoston]

Why has the word "Bowl" been assigned to marque football games when there are no alleys nor any bowling pins used in the games?

Haven't you ever looked at an open-air (no roof) football stadium?




Why do they call it basketball, when there is no basket, but a net?

Austin

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why do they call it basketball, when there is no basket, but a net?

Because the goalposts are parallel to the 'blue line', which comes into play when 'icing' is called.

Who are 'they'?

[Dee4j]

Because the goalposts are parallel to the 'blue line', which comes into play when 'icing' is called.

Who are 'they'?

"they" are the ones who charge us too much for gas...too much for medical insurance...and make all the money



what does S.W.A.T mean?

[AustinBoston]

what does S.W.A.T mean?

In some states, it means "Slapped With Another Toll"



What would happen if toll roads were declared unconstitutional?

Austin

[ChisholmTrail-er]

What would happen if toll roads were declared unconstitutional?

"They" would just make money off us on those notorious 'tool' roads that keep cropping up....  

Who was the cutest Beatle?

[Dee4j]

"They" would just make money off us on those notorious 'tool' roads that keep cropping up....  

Who was the cutest Beatle?

Herbie


What's a jump drive?

[AustinBoston]

Herbie

Remember, always wrong answers...I can't think of a Beatle that was cuter than Herbie.  :p

What's a jump drive?

It's when a car comes and picks you up after a skydive lands you far from your target.




What would prompt someone to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?