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Dee4j

#540
Jan 02, 2006, 11:50 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonChildren who did not mind their Pea's and Q's on the playground.



What's the toughtest branch of the military (note sig before replying)...


the one on the tree that has the sniper in it..


what is the bermuda triangle?

TheViking

#541
Jan 03, 2006, 07:09 AM
Quote from: Dee4j
 
what is the bermuda triangle?[/QUOTEThe thing you rack pool balls in before you break.
 
 
Where is Rio de Janiero?

Dee4j

#542
Jan 03, 2006, 10:42 AM
Quote from: TheViking
Quote from: Dee4j
 
what is the bermuda triangle?[/QUOTEThe thing you rack pool balls in before you break.
 
 
Where is Rio de Janiero?

He's on a date with Carmen Sandiego

What's the tornano belt?

TheViking

#543
Jan 03, 2006, 11:17 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat's the tornano belt?

Holds up you're Tornano's...lol
 
 
 
What is a Tornado belt?

AustinBoston

#544
Jan 03, 2006, 11:32 AM
Quote from: TheVikingWhat is a Tornado belt?

It's when a Tornado lets you have one in the jaw for being such a jerk.




What's the difference between the question TheViking answered, and the one he asked?

TheViking

#545
Jan 03, 2006, 11:37 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhat's the difference between the question TheViking answered, and the one he asked?

No one knows what a Tornano is.
 
 
 
What is a Tyrant?

ChisholmTrail-er

#546
Jan 03, 2006, 12:09 PM
Quote from: TheVikingWhat is a Tyrant?

That's whn Ty gets 'bent', and writes at length about tool roads and sentence structure.

What is a tire iron, and how is it different from a jack handle?

Dee4j

#547
Jan 03, 2006, 12:39 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erThat's whn Ty gets 'bent', and writes at length about tool roads and sentence structure.

What is a tire iron, and how is it different from a jack handle?


a tire iron is a tool to smooth out the wrinkles in tires and it differs from a jack handle as it's solid and hurts more when you use it to hit someone over the head


Why is it so hard to make a Dr appt.

TheViking

#548
Jan 03, 2006, 12:42 PM
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Why is it so hard to make a Dr appt.[/QUOTEIt's not hard, it just takes patients.
 
 
 
Why are Doctors so highly paid?

ChisholmTrail-er

#549
Jan 04, 2006, 08:42 PM
Quote from: TheVikingWhy are Doctors so highly paid?

Because the hourly rental on cold stethoscopes is outrageous.

What does "ER" really stand for?

AustinBoston

#550
Jan 05, 2006, 07:14 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWhat does "ER" really stand for?

"Let me think."  Ever heard anyone say anything like this:  "That will be...er...three twenty-seven with tax."




What does "uh" really stand for?

ChisholmTrail-er

#551
Jan 05, 2006, 10:32 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhat does "uh" really stand for?

University Hospital.

Could an otter safely digest an onomatopoeia?

Dee4j

#552
Jan 06, 2006, 02:21 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erUniversity Hospital.

Could an otter safely digest an onomatopoeia?



yes but the ottermightapeea a bit  funny for awhile



what is NSA?

Miller Tyme

#553
Jan 07, 2006, 06:27 AM
Quote from: Dee4jyes but the ottermightapeea a bit  funny for awhile
 
 
 
 what is NSA?

 The National Squirrel Association---a group that meet once a month to discuss nuts.........:screwy:
 
 
 
 What is the CIA?

Dee4j

#554
Jan 07, 2006, 11:29 AM
Quote from: Miller TymeThe National Squirrel Association---a group that meet once a month to discuss nuts.........:screwy:
 
 
 
 What is the CIA?


the Complete Idiots Association....



if a train leaving New york heading west was traveling at 50mph and another one left Ca. heading east at a speeding of 60 mph....where would they collide??
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