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tlhdoc

#555
Jan 07, 2006, 12:02 PM
Quote from: Dee4jif a train leaving New york heading west was traveling at 50mph and another one left Ca. heading east at a speeding of 60 mph....where would they collide??
Never
 
Where is the PA Farm Show held?

Kelly

#556
Jan 07, 2006, 02:00 PM
In Lancaster CA



Who founded the ABA?[/FONT]

ChisholmTrail-er

#557
Jan 07, 2006, 07:40 PM
Quote from: KellyWho founded the ABA?[/FONT]

Three Swedes, in Waterloo.  


What is U.N.C.L.E.? (I knew someone from there, once)

SkipP

#558
Jan 07, 2006, 10:03 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erThree Swedes, in Waterloo.
 
 
What is U.N.C.L.E.? (I knew someone from there, once)
Universally Noted Camper-Less Entities (aka; motel dwellers)
 
How did a computer mouse get it's name?

Dee4j

#559
Jan 07, 2006, 10:38 PM
Quote from: SkipPUniversally Noted Camper-Less Entities (aka; motel dwellers)
 
How did a computer mouse get it's name?


from some fat cat from microsoft


what's a CPU?

tlhdoc

#560
Jan 07, 2006, 10:52 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhat's a CPU?
CPU is a Cute Pop Up
 
Where do geese fly to in the fall?

Dee4j

#561
Jan 07, 2006, 11:10 PM
Quote from: tlhdocCPU is a Cute Pop Up
 
Where do geese fly to in the fall?



to New england to watch the leaves change color


whats a snow bird?

tlhdoc

#562
Jan 08, 2006, 06:29 AM
Quote from: Dee4jwhats a snow bird?
A bird made out of snow, of course.
 
 
What is a flock of crows called?

SkipP

#563
Jan 08, 2006, 04:22 PM
Quote from: tlhdocA bird made out of snow, of course.
 
 
What is a flock of crows called?
The Black Plague
 
Why do chickens bob their head when the walk?

tlhdoc

#564
Jan 08, 2006, 04:43 PM
Quote from: SkipPWhy do chickens bob their head when the walk?
They bob their heads because they want to look cool.
 
Why do they call a travel trailer a TT?

AustinBoston

#565
Jan 08, 2006, 05:03 PM
Quote from: tlhdocWhy do they call a travel trailer a TT?

Because the abbreviation "TraTra" sounds like someone studdering on "tra la la"




Why is Pop-up sometimes abbreviated PUP?

tlhdoc

#566
Jan 08, 2006, 07:04 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhy is Pop-up sometimes abbreviated PUP?

because a PU looks like a little dog.
 
 
Why do dogs have large noses?

SkipP

#567
Jan 08, 2006, 11:09 PM
Quote from: tlhdocbecause a PU looks like a little dog.
 
 
Why do dogs have large noses?
So at 3am, when they're ready to go out, they can stick that large nose in your armpit and you will wake up!
 
Why do dogs wag their tail?

ChisholmTrail-er

#568
Jan 09, 2006, 12:03 AM
Quote from: SkipPWhy do dogs wag their tail?

Because they can't express emotions visually by wagging their duodenum.

If King Kong sired a son, what title would he have?

Dee4j

#569
Jan 09, 2006, 03:21 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBecause they can't express emotions visually by wagging their duodenum.

If King Kong sired a son, what title would he have?



The prince of Bel Aire

what are the fantastic 4??
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