Always wrong answers

[AustinBoston]

Who's dog was Pluto?

Clyde Tombaugh, discoverer of Pluto.



What was Percival Lovell famous for?

[Dee4j]

Clyde Tombaugh, discoverer of Pluto.



What was Percival Lovell famous for?

for designing and building the starship enterprise



what's a limp bizkit?

[TheViking]

what's a limp bizkit?

 
The reason for Viagra.  (Sorry, Had to be done)
 
 
 
Who invented Viagra?

[Dee4j]

The reason for Viagra.  (Sorry, Had to be done)
 
 
 
Who invented Viagra?

Victor Niagara


Who is Bob?

[AustinBoston]

Who is Bob?

A world-famous Kelly Girl (with applologies to Kelly and other girls).



Is "Natural Enhancement" an oxymoron?

[ForestCreature]

Is "Natural Enhancement" an oxymoron?

With the look on Bobs face when he gets out of the pool, I would say yes he is an oxyMoron.
 
 At what speed did Bob dive into the pool to have his swimsuit come off?
 
 
 
 

[ChisholmTrail-er]

At what speed did Bob dive into the pool to have his swimsuit come off?

Slower than mole a**es.....in January.

Is the front end of a mole faster than the rear?

[AustinBoston]

Is the front end of a mole faster than the rear?

No, moles are constantly constipated.



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What was the ruse the mouse used to convince Dumbo he could fly?

[Rawhide Kid]

What was the ruse the mouse used to convince Dumbo he could fly?

"Dumbo - you have magic earwax!!"
 
 
 
What is the purpose of your appendix?"
 
(cool game...On Jan. 31, we all have to go back and edit our posts with the real answers. That'll cut down on the new posts..correct?)

[Kelly]

What is the purpose of your appendix?"
 

It's an index to your appetite ~ it tells you how hungry you are.

What is the purpose of your spleen?

[SkipP]

It's an index to your appetite ~ it tells you how hungry you are.
 
What is the purpose of your spleen?

So, when the IRS sends you a bill for $6,000.00, the spouse wrecks the car and the kid decides that bathing is over-rated...it gives you something to bust.
(Fictional, NOT based on personal experience!)
 
That little dangly thing in the back of your throat....whats it for?

[ForestCreature]

That little dangly thing in the back of your throat....whats it for?

(answer sensored, due to lack of family content )
 
 

That little dangly thing in the back of your throat....whats it for?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

That little dangly thing in the back of your throat....whats it for?

It's an index finger for your appetite ~ it tells you when you're full.

What were the stakes at the Battle of the Bulge?

[Dee4j]

It's an index finger for your appetite ~ it tells you when you're full.

What were the stakes at the Battle of the Bulge?

Rib eye,  Porterhouse, & T-bone


Why is it that Dee is the ONLY  one the board?

[Kelly]

Why is it that Dee is the ONLY  one the board?

The rest of us got advance warning that you'd be here.



Who told?