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Started by AustinBoston, Apr 26, 2004, 05:58 PM

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SkipP

#645
Jan 26, 2006, 12:47 PM
Quote from: KellyMy childrens' imaginary friend
 
Why do we say uh-oh when we do something wrong?
Because saying; "Awwwwwwwwww,man not this mess again...why does this always have to happen to me especially when I'm just getting ready to go and it really was not my fault at all anyway because I'm pretty sure I had nothing to do with it" just takes waaaaaay too much time to say.
 
Why do people knock twice on a door?

Dee4j

#646
Jan 27, 2006, 01:10 AM
Quote from: SkipPBecause saying; "Awwwwwwwwww,man not this mess again...why does this always have to happen to me especially when I'm just getting ready to go and it really was not my fault at all anyway because I'm pretty sure I had nothing to do with it" just takes waaaaaay too much time to say.
 
Why do people knock twice on a door?


because it flows better with "who's there"


why did God create ants?

AustinBoston

#647
Jan 27, 2006, 07:20 AM
Quote from: Dee4jwhy did God create ants?


Because somebody had to be married to uncles!



Just what is a "second cousin, once removed?"

ChisholmTrail-er

#648
Jan 28, 2006, 10:18 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonJust what is a "second cousin, once removed?"

Billy Bob's ex-wife.

What is global warming?

Dee4j

#649
Jan 29, 2006, 05:35 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBilly Bob's ex-wife.

What is global warming?


it's when your globe heats up from spinning it so fast


Where is the rain forest?

ChisholmTrail-er

#650
Jan 30, 2006, 02:13 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhere is the rain forest?

always right outside my tent

What is an 'amazon'?

AustinBoston

#651
Jan 30, 2006, 09:54 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-eralways right outside my tent

Reminder: Wrong answers only...

QuoteWhat is an 'amazon'?

Opposite of an amazoff.

vjm1639

#652
Jan 30, 2006, 12:34 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonReminder: Wrong answers only...
 
 
 
Opposite of an amazoff.

Where is Austin's next question?

AustinBoston

#653
Jan 30, 2006, 06:48 PM
Quote from: vjm1639Where is Austin's next question?

On Interstate highway 35W just south of Interstate 694 near Minneapolis.



How did it get there?

Austin

Dee4j

#654
Jan 30, 2006, 07:26 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonOn Interstate highway 35W just south of Interstate 694 near Minneapolis.



How did it get there?

Austin


a giant Stork dropped it there


where is Minneapolis?

Miller Tyme

#655
Jan 30, 2006, 08:02 PM
Quote from: Dee4ja giant Stork dropped it there
 
 
 where is Minneapolis?

 Next door to Majorapolis.
 
 
 Why are Minneapolis and St. Paul called the "Twin Cities"?

ChisholmTrail-er

#656
Jan 31, 2006, 01:06 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonReminder: Wrong answers only...
Clearly, it's not always right outside my tent!


Q:"Why are Minneapolis and St. Paul called the 'Twin Cities'?"

Because one always finishes the other's sentences.


New Q: What is the Mason-Dixon Line?

AustinBoston

#657
Jan 31, 2006, 08:02 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWhat is the Mason-Dixon Line?

An old product line by the Mason Jar company.




Do people ever actually put wildflowers in Mason jars?

SkipP

#658
Jan 31, 2006, 06:46 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonAn old product line by the Mason Jar company.
 
 
 
 
Do people ever actually put wildflowers in Mason jars?
Yes. It's an effective yet controversial method of taming these non-conforming flowers.
 
Why are daffodils so popular?

ChisholmTrail-er

#659
Jan 31, 2006, 09:06 PM
Quote from: SkipPWhy are daffodils so popular?

Because of the product of their stamens -- commonly known as "hops".

Which covers the most distance -- a hop, skip or a jump?
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