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n2camping

#690
Feb 07, 2006, 01:55 PM
Quote from: brainpauseSpend 90% of it on wine, women, and song. The rest of it they just waste.

Where can I find some wine, women, and song?

Larry


  At a Don Ho concert


How deap would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Kelly

#691
Feb 07, 2006, 09:11 PM
Quote from: n2campingHow deap would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?


over my head


How do you know when you've been out in the sun too long?

Dee4j

#692
Feb 08, 2006, 05:33 AM
Quote from: Kellyover my head


How do you know when you've been out in the sun too long?


When people can't look at you without sunglasses on


what is the real purpose of sunscreen?

n2camping

#693
Feb 08, 2006, 07:08 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhen people can't look at you without sunglasses on


what is the real purpose of sunscreen?


 To attract gnats



Why do they call it toothpaste when its actually tooth soap?

SkipP

#694
Feb 08, 2006, 01:55 PM
Quote from: n2campingTo attract gnats
 
 
 
Why do they call it toothpaste when its actually tooth soap?
Actually toothpaste should be spelled toothP.A.S.T.E. but it's far easier to streamline it.
 
tooth Professional Attacking Solvent for Tartar Eradication. Toothsoap is a by-product of profanity-induced mouth washings.
 
Did George Washington have wooden teeth?

Dee4j

#695
Feb 08, 2006, 06:27 PM
Quote from: SkipPActually toothpaste should be spelled toothP.A.S.T.E. but it's far easier to streamline it.
 
tooth Professional Attacking Solvent for Tartar Eradication. Toothsoap is a by-product of profanity-induced mouth washings.
 
Did George Washington have wooden teeth?



No just nickels



what is citranella?

TheViking

#696
Feb 08, 2006, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhat is citranella?

 Shortstop for the Dodgers
 
 
 
 What  is the Staples Center?

ChisholmTrail-er

#697
Feb 08, 2006, 09:14 PM
Quote from: TheVikingWhat  is the Staples Center?

The Pope's vacation retreat in the Swiss Alps.

How many staples fit in a Swingline?

Dee4j

#698
Feb 09, 2006, 03:57 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erThe Pope's vacation retreat in the Swiss Alps.

How many staples fit in a Swingline?



It depends.. there are always as many as you need to finish the job :rolleyes:



What are kibbles 'n' Bits?

AustinBoston

#699
Feb 09, 2006, 11:38 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat are kibbles 'n' Bits?

The little loose pieces and tool parts in the bottom of my toolbox (and every other guy's toolbox).  No one knows where they come from, but we all know where they go...in the bottom of the toolbox.




Why are there always parts left over when the job is done?

Austin

Kelly

#700
Feb 09, 2006, 02:44 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhy are there always parts left over when the job is done?




So you never run out of kibbles 'n' bits ... DUH!   :D


Who decided girl babies should get pink gifts and boy babies should get blue ones?[/color]

Dee4j

#701
Feb 09, 2006, 09:41 PM
Quote from: KellySo you never run out of kibbles 'n' bits ... DUH!   :D


Who decided girl babies should get pink gifts and boy babies should get blue ones?[/color]



Lucille Ball



What is Labor Day about??

ChisholmTrail-er

#702
Feb 09, 2006, 10:07 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat is Labor Day about??

About 25 hours.

What was Desi Arnaz's TV job?

Miller Tyme

#703
Feb 10, 2006, 01:54 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erAbout 25 hours.
 
 What was Desi Arnaz's TV job?

 Original host of "The Price Is Right"
 
 
 What model car did Lucy and Desi use to haul that monster TT in "The Long, Long Trailer"/

Dee4j

#704
Feb 10, 2006, 02:53 AM
Quote from: Miller TymeOriginal host of "The Price Is Right"
 
 
 What model car did Lucy and Desi use to haul that monster TT in "The Long, Long Trailer"/


a Ford  Pinto



What is one of the best cars Ford ever made?
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