Always wrong answers

[TheViking]

when is duck season?

 
When people throw stuff at you.
 
 
 
Why does it snow in SoCal?

[AustinBoston]

Why does it snow in SoCal?

Because they don't have decent TV reception.



Why don't they have cable?

[Kelly]

Why don't they have cable?

Because they needed it all in San Francisco to keep the cable cars running.


What is the longest day of the year?

[brainpause]

What is the longest day of the year?

The day before your first camping trip of the year.

What is the shortest day of the year?

[Dee4j]

The day before your first camping trip of the year.

wrong anaswer?

What is the shortest day of the year?

The day you go into labor with your first child



when is Rabbit season?

[vjm1639]

when is Rabbit season?

Easter Week
 
 
 
Why isn't a Chicken the Easter mascot since there are Easter Eggs?

[Dee4j]

Easter Week
 
 
 
Why isn't a Chicken the Easter mascot since there are Easter Eggs?

since the chicken can never remember why he crossed the road, he can't be trusted to deliver the eggs


why do they put air in tires?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

why do they put air in tires?

'Cuz look what happened when they put it out of the tires -- it spilled!

Do unicorns eliminate?

[Dee4j]

'Cuz look what happened when they put it out of the tires -- it spilled!

Do unicorns eliminate?

yes they eleiminate everything in their path with their horn.



Do pigs really fly??

[AustinBoston]

Do pigs really fly??

Of course they do; they prefer to fly El Al Airline, but will use any mideast airline if available.




How often does the cow jump over the moon?

[TheViking]

How often does the cow jump over the moon?

 
Just once, because the landing kills him.
 
 
 
Where is the coldest place on Earth?

[Dee4j]

Just once, because the landing kills him.
 
 
 
Where is the coldest place on Earth?

Mojave Narrows regional park in Victorville Ca


How many SCCampers does it take to go camping before it rains?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

How many SCCampers does it take to go camping before it rains?

Seven - one to hold the light bulb, and six to turn the pop-up!

Who are the Four Faces on Mt. Rushmore?

[Dee4j]

Seven - one to hold the light bulb, and six to turn the pop-up!

Who are the Four Faces on Mt. Rushmore?

Groucho, Harpo, Chico & Zeppo



When cheese gets it's picture taken, What does it say?

[AustinBoston]

Seven - one to hold the light bulb, and six to turn the pop-up!

Who are the Four Faces on Mt. Rushmore?

Woodrow Wilson, William Howard Taft, Millard Fillmore, and Jessie Ventura.



What was Millard Fillmore famous for?