Always wrong answers

[Dee4j]

Woodrow Wilson, William Howard Taft, Millard Fillmore, and Jessie Ventura.



What was Millard Fillmore famous for?

I liked my answer better :J ...getting a little slow.......GRANDPA!!! :J   (sometimes I just kill myself :J )



making cheese...


How do you get off a non-stop flight?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

I quote from page 167 the "International Traveler's Manual":

"To get off a non-stop flight, the traveler is required to reach above the fuselage's exterior window line and pull the thin 'trip-cord', thus notifying both the cockpit and the flight crew of one's intention to disembark at the next 'stop', or 'strato-cumulus convergence'.  Be aware, however, that the decision to make that stop rests solely with the flight's navigator, who often denies a traveler's stop request based on debilitating headwinds, or 'aeon flux'."

How does a Northwest Airlines jetliner end up at Miami International Airport?

[Dee4j]

I quote from page 167 the "International Traveler's Manual":

"To get off a non-stop flight, the traveler is required to reach above the fuselage's exterior window line and pull the thin 'trip-cord', thus notifying both the cockpit and the flight crew of one's intention to disembark at the next 'stop', or 'strato-cumulus convergence'.  Be aware, however, that the decision to make that stop rests solely with the flight's navigator, who often denies a traveler's stop request based on debilitating headwinds, or 'aeon flux'."

How does a Northwest Airlines jetliner end up at Miami International Airport?

 the pilot  has a  mistress that lives in Miami

why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips???

[ChisholmTrail-er]

why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips???

Because lipapplicatorforshinymooshystuff didn't fit on the tube.

What is the correct name for the item which fills a nose piercing?

[jakelaw]

"What is the correct name for the item which fills a nose piercing?"

A "look I'm stupid" mark. :yikes:    :eyecrazy:


Why are the 2010 winter olypics being held in Vancouver B.C.?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why are the 2010 winter olypics being held in Vancouver B.C.?

Because Torino and Salt Lake City -- the only other places left on Earth with real snow -- have been used.

What does F.E.M.A. stand for?

[unitydnk]

What does F.E.M.A. stand for?

Female Enemy's of Men and Animals

what is the difference between a fruit and a vegitable
( no it is not wether your child will eat it)

[Dee4j]

Female Enemy's of Men and Animals

what is the difference between a fruit and a vegitable
( no it is not wether your child will eat it)

a fruit is happy & lively while the vegie is very sedate


who invented the dishwasher?

[AustinBoston]

a fruit is happy & lively while the vegie is very sedate


who invented the dishwasher?

A creative guy in ancient Rome; he had both hot and cold running water, but didn't have a slave to wash the dishes.  So he set up a machine to spray soapy water at his dirty dishes.  The whole thing ran off a Group 27 battery and a 50W solar cell.




How many naked-eye comets are there in the night sky right now?

[unitydnk]

a man whose wife went on strike...

how many post before a thread gets five stars

[unitydnk]

none...there is no night sky it is 11 am


how many post before a thread gets 5 starts

[ChisholmTrail-er]

how many posts before a thread gets 5 stars

742.

What is a mullet?

[brainpause]

What is a mullet?

An old-timey hammer.

Who had the worst hairdo at the Oscars?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Who had the worst hairdo at the Oscars?

Jack Nicholson.

Best dress?

[brainpause]

Best dress?

Jack Nicholson.

Worst dress?