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AustinBoston

#750
Mar 09, 2006, 08:20 AM
Quote from: brainpauseWorst dress?


Jack Nicholson.



What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

vjm1639

#751
Mar 09, 2006, 10:40 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhat is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

The answer is  "D None of the Above"
 
 
 
 
How long should you study for a blood test?

TheViking

#752
Mar 09, 2006, 11:53 AM
Quote from: vjm1639How long should you study for a blood test?

Depends on how blonde you are.
 
 
 
How long should you study for a Urine test?

ChisholmTrail-er

#753
Mar 09, 2006, 03:46 PM
Quote from: TheVikingHow long should you study for a Urine test?

That also....Depends.  On whether or not you can go with the flow, or if you're a whiz at such exams.  It helps to know someone's who's gone before; prior testees have been known to leak answers.  But if you're stuck going it alone, don't get PO'd by the questions!

What does PSAT stand for?

AustinBoston

#754
Mar 11, 2006, 05:37 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWhat does PSAT stand for?

Pretend Scholastic Attitude Test



Who is the current governor of Plymouth Colony?

pinellasBUSdriver

#755
Mar 11, 2006, 07:04 PM
Ted Kennedy

How many catfish can you catch with one hotdog?

Dee4j

#756
Mar 12, 2006, 06:33 AM
Quote from: pinellasBUSdriverTed Kennedy

How many catfish can you catch with one hotdog?



 at least 13


What happens when it snows in S. Cali?

ChisholmTrail-er

#757
Mar 12, 2006, 09:55 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat happens when it snows in S. Cali?

Nine out of ten male newborns are named Shaun....

How can it snow in S. Cali?

unitydnk

#758
Mar 12, 2006, 11:39 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erNine out of ten male newborns are named Shaun....

How can it snow in S. Cali?

 The equator hicupped


 why did the supreme court rule that the tomato was a veggi when we all know it is a fruit?

Dee4j

#759
Mar 13, 2006, 05:30 AM
Quote from: unitydnkThe equator hicupped


 why did the supreme court rule that the tomato was a veggi when we all know it is a fruit?


because they wasted so much of everyones tax dollars on the whole thing they decided to make the wrong decision so more money can be spent proving them wrong



Do insects sleep?

jakelaw

#760
Mar 13, 2006, 05:55 PM
"Do insects sleep?"

Yes, but only because if they didn't, they would become sociopathic and turn into "Ted Buggy" the serial insect killer. :eyecrazy:  :yikes:  :D


Why do motorcycle cops wear those funny boots?

Dee4j

#761
Mar 13, 2006, 06:41 PM
Quote from: jakelaw"Do insects sleep?"

Yes, but only because if they didn't, they would become sociopathic and turn into "Ted Buggy" the serial insect killer. :eyecrazy:  :yikes:  :D


Why do motorcycle cops wear those funny boots?

for protection... when it starts to get "really deep" when the person they pulled over starts giving an excuse



How much is one horsepower?

Dee4j

#762
Mar 18, 2006, 05:32 PM
Quote from: Dee4jfor protection... when it starts to get "really deep" when the person they pulled over starts giving an excuse



How much is one horsepower?


ok this sat too ong


about $50


Who was St. Patrick?

ChisholmTrail-er

#763
Mar 19, 2006, 09:48 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWho was St. Patrick?

I'm not sure, but I believe his last name is "Cathedral" -- of the Boston "Cathedrals".  His brother played short for the Sox in the 40s.

What happened to Ireland's snakes?

Dee4j

#764
Mar 24, 2006, 12:24 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erI'm not sure, but I believe his last name is "Cathedral" -- of the Boston "Cathedrals".  His brother played short for the Sox in the 40s.

What happened to Ireland's snakes?


after having a few ale's they staggered to England

who invented the Dutch oven?
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