Always wrong answers

[AustinBoston]

who invented the Dutch oven?

Paul Revere (Urban legends notwithstanding, that is a wrong answer).


How does one know when it's time to re-season a Dutch Oven?

[Dee4j]

Paul Revere (Urban legends notwithstanding, that is a wrong answer).


How does one know when it's time to re-season a Dutch Oven?

When Moose takes a look at it and tells you do it..



Why are dutch ovens so heavy??

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why are dutch ovens so heavy??

They're made from dikes.

Why are microwave ovens so light?

[Dee4j]

They're made from dikes.

Why are microwave ovens so light?

so you can see what's cooking inside


why do frogs have toes?

[AustinBoston]

why do frogs have toes?

So they can drive toe trucks.



What's it like to have a truck pulling your toe?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

What's it like to have a truck pulling your toe?

Actually, it doesn't hurt at all.

Speaking of pain/extremities, how does one make a finger sandwich?

[AustinBoston]

Actually, it doesn't hurt at all.

Speaking of pain/extremities, how does one make a finger sandwich?

Put a chicken finger between two finger rolls...oh, wrong answers...uh, make a regular standwich and cut it into long, thin strips.


Why do they call them the Finger Lakes?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why do they call them the Finger Lakes?

Because the lakes are shaped like large intestines.


Why are the five biggies called the 'Great Lakes'?

[AustinBoston]

Why are the five biggies called the 'Great Lakes'?

Because they were purchased from the natives by William D. Grate in 1492 in exchange for an excellent cup of latte and a 15 pound wheel of three-year-old gouda cheese.  The spelling was changed to Great in 1981 when it was entered incorrectly in the dictionary of an early computer spell-checker.




Why didn't the first WordPerfect spell-checker know how to spell WordPerfect?

[Dee4j]

Because they were purchased from the natives by William D. Grate in 1492 in exchange for an excellent cup of latte and a 15 pound wheel of three-year-old gouda cheese.  The spelling was changed to Great in 1981 when it was entered incorrectly in the dictionary of an early computer spell-checker.




Why didn't the first WordPerfect spell-checker know how to spell WordPerfect?

because they forgot the space between the 2 words


What time of year does So. Cal get rain?

[AustinBoston]

What time of year does So. Cal get rain?

Whenever there are two new moons in one calendar month, plus every weekend Dee4j is camping.


Why have I had very good luck planning camping trips without rain?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why have I had very good luck planning camping trips without rain?

I'd credit your lucky talisman.

Why do campers dislike rain?

[Dee4j]

I'd credit your lucky talisman.

Why do campers dislike rain?

cause it waters down the beer


why is the weekend only 2 days?

[AustinBoston]

why is the weekend only 2 days?

You get two day weekends?  I'm working 12 hour days and half-days Saturday, so I only get 1-1/2 day weekends.



Who's getting paid for all that time I work?

[Dee4j]

You get two day weekends?  I'm working 12 hour days and half-days Saturday, so I only get 1-1/2 day weekends.



Who's getting paid for all that time I work?

your  kids...

what is the purpose of spring break?