Always wrong answers

[Dee4j]

A buck three-fourty.




Who came up with the expression "a buck three fourty"?

AustinBoston.....


what is Martini Ranch?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

what is Martini Ranch?

The Fish Squad's answer to the question "What kind of dressing, ma'am?"

Where can I find the Chicken Ranch?

[Dee4j]

The Fish Squad's answer to the question "What kind of dressing, ma'am?"

Where can I find the Chicken Ranch?

at any fast food place


Why do babies decide to be born way earlier than we expect them?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why do babies decide to be born way earlier than we expect them?

They're devious little buggers, with an agenda.

Why is it called 'labor' when there's almost no work involved?  

 :confused:  

[LoadedCamera]

They're devious little buggers, with an agenda.
 
Why is it called 'labor' when there's almost no work involved?
 
:confused:

Because we end up laboring the rest of our lifes to support them..
 
 
Who is the winner of the 90th Running of the Indy 500??

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Who is the winner of the 90th Running of the Indy 500??

Ralph Macchio.

Why were they Running?

[pershingd]

They forgot their keys at home.

What's at the end of everything?

[Dee4j]

They forgot their keys at home.

What's at the end of everything?

the start..

What is June Gloom?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

What is June Gloom?

The shopping period between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

What is a 'ring tone'?

[Dee4j]

The shopping period between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

What is a 'ring tone'?

the color level on a wedding band


what is meat loaf?

[AustinBoston]

what is meat loaf?

When that lazy piece of meat that married your daughter starts to hang around your house uninvited.




What do you do with a totally lazy hound dog?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

What do you do with a totally lazy hound dog?

"Cook in Dutch oven over medium heat until brown; reduce heat.  Sprinkle with salt and pepper.  Spread horseradish over both sides of hound.  Add water.  Heat to boiling; reduce heat.  Cover and simmer on top of range or bake in 325* oven 2-1/2 hours.  Add vegetables.  Cover and cook about 1 hour longer or until hound and vegetables are tender.  Remove to warm platter; keep warm.  Prepare Hound Dog Gravy.  Serve with Hound and vegetables.    8 servings.  400 calories per serving."


On a scale of 1 to 10, how soft is 'microsoft'?

[AustinBoston]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how soft is 'microsoft'?

B-

Just who put the soft in Microsoft?

Austin

[JimQPublic]

B-

Just who put the soft in Microsoft?

Austin

"Soft" in this case refers to the fact that Steve Jobs wanted his company to seem small, friendly and approachable.  In other words "Soft" and cuddly.  Ergo Mr. Jobs called the company Microsoft.

Man I'm sure waiting for the weekend.

Now for the next question:  Why did the USFS change the name of Pit Toilets to Vault Toilets?

[AustinBoston]

"Soft" in this case refers to the fact that Steve Jobs wanted his company to seem small, friendly and approachable.  In other words "Soft" and cuddly.  Ergo Mr. Jobs called the company Microsoft.

Man I'm sure waiting for the weekend.

Now for the next question:  Why did the USFS change the name of Pit Toilets to Vault Toilets?

Because after using one, the fumes have just about got you.  You need a can of Vault soda to restore your energy.




Just what is in Vault soda, anyway?

Austin