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[AustinBoston]

I will turn 46 some time this calendar year.

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[AustinBoston]

"Good news, Mr. Broughfit," the doctor said.  "You're looking good.  Just stay off the green tea, drink lots of fluids, and you'll be fine."
"My name isn't Broughfit," he replied, "it's Bowfif.  Tea is the only thing I will drink, so is herbal tea OK?"

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Mr. Bowfif, Tea is the one thing you can drink, and most herbals are OK.

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So if Mr. Bowfif drank his tea.  Eventually, he even opened his own tea shop, and even started mixing his own teas, which he called, unimaginitvely enough, Bowfif Teas.

One day, a customer was in the store.  He noticed the many brands of tea, and asked Mr. Bowfif about them.

"The Bowfif teas I make myself."
"Ah, and is this black tea with gensing and other herbs a Bowfif tea?"
"That it is," he replied.
"How about this one, the green tea with aromatic infusions?"
"Yes, that's one of mine.  Meant to be more of an armoatic thing, but you can drink it if you want."
"How about this, is this a Bowfif tea too?"
"Yes, all of those on that rack are Bowfif teas."
The discussion went on for quite a while, with the man checking out the various teas, and what they were good for and why.
Eventually, Mr. Bowfif had to attend to other customers, so he did not see when the man left.  But had he known who he really was, he might have handled things just a little differently.

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While in Mr. Bowfif's tea store, three times the customer asked numerous questions. Ah yes, had Mr. Bowfif realized it was Jim Bob Lipton in the store, he would certainly have handled things like this:

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Mr. B would have advertised his wares thusly:

Bowfif Tea - For All Occasions[/B]
"You'll Sip No Other Once You've Lipped On A Cup Of Ours"

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Or,

Zoom in here for a quick Bowfif Tea!

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Mr. B decided on a new ad campaign to help sell his tea.
 

Bowfif Tea for when you are Sick, Injured, or Xrayed!