Zoom Comes to the Campfire

[CampDirt]

How many goofs can the three of us do?

[chip]

How many goofs can the three of us do?

Four?

[tlhdoc]

I think we could goof at least 5 times.
 
Chip when are you going to camp with us again???

[AustinBoston]

Say this six times (fast or slow, it doesn't matter):

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick son's sixth sheep's sick!

[tlhdoc]

I will just zoom by that one...

[AustinBoston]

The Recipie:

Start with eight ounces of the best cream sherry you can afford in the bottom of a cold 8" cast iron frying pan...

[tlhdoc]

add nine fresh trout...

[brainpause]

...then add 5 lemon wedges and 5 capers for each trout.

[AustinBoston]

Then zoom it on to the burner for...

[brainpause]

12 minutes, or longer if needed.

[CampDirt]

While your putting the trout on a serving plate, invite 13 of your fellow campers and....

[AustinBoston]

...zoom some of it onto your own plate, because with that many friends, there won't be near enough!

[tlhdoc]

with in 15 seconds it will all be gone...

[brainpause]

and you'll hear 16 belches!

[AustinBoston]

...any other noises call for zooming outside for fresh air...