Zoom Comes to the Campfire

[brainpause]

When I learned to count, I said my numbers like this: 1, 2, 3!

[dounoJC]

Can I get 1 hamburger, 2 fries, and 4 ketchup?

[AustinBoston]

Your total is one-twenty five.  Will that be for here or to go?

[CampDirt]

I'm zooming over to that cheap hamburger joint!

[tlhdoc]

I think I will zoom right along with you.

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Won Teu ate there last night -- said the price was right!

[AustinBoston]

Well, Won must be made of money.  We ate there, and it cost us $129!

[tlhdoc]

With your tip it would cost $130

[brainpause]

And an after-dinner mint would bring it to $131.

[AustinBoston]

And the tip for the doorman would make it $132.  What?  You don't have a doorman?  Then who was that?  What?  I gave him my car keys!  This could get expensive...

[tlhdoc]

You had better zoom away from there after the tip you gave him

[brainpause]

They'll do at least $134 in damage to your car before they find it.

[tlhdoc]

and the rental car will cost $135.

[chip]

And they will likely be 136 miles away before you find them...

[tlhdoc]

If they don't zoom away on you