Unfit and Bad Health for '04 and Beyond

[topcat7736]

Shoot, I'm tired of all the goody goody's trying to be healthy. WE know what we want and should have a topic of our own. Heck, Old Moose can be our chairman!

Just finished 1/2 of a Domino's Meatzza feast pizza. Sausage, ham, pepperoni and an extra topping of cheese. Mmmmmmmm good! Dessert was a cup of ice cream with some chocolate sauce. Washed it all down with a Coke and I'm feeling a bit sleepy now.

I see the loser Mets are on again, so I'll just ask Peggy to turn the tv on to that channel (wouldn't want to sprain my finger or arm by reaching out and pressing those buttons on the clicker).

Oh, links to fat dripping, lip smacking good dinners will always be welcome here!  So come and join the newest and bestest topic on THE BOARD!!! :!

[wiininkwe]

Little Brother,
I forgot to tell ya on the phone the other day, the next time you make s'mores, stick a caramel on the stick first, then the marshmallow.   When it's done the caramel will melt into the chocolate and marshmallow and make an even better smore than ever.  (this is something Rick and Ed tried at the fire after Sharron and I went to bed and it worked.  He said.)
 
T

[aw738]

Now this sounds like my kind of thread.

[Firefyter-Emt]

I think we need a good ole' cyber camping trip / caravan across the US to find the best junk food!!  (Lee hooking up the neon lit camper) Next stop.. Boston for some New England Clam Chowdar (SP on purpose) Who's gonna hook up with me on this old steamer train!  

[Ab Diver]

ROAD TRIP!!!
 
 
Heeheeheehee... I gotta admit, I love a good beer and BBQ as much as anyone. Mind if I tag along? I promise to be a goo- , er... *bad* boy.
 
In honor of our new-found freedom of expression and license to over-indulge, I submit the following for this thread's Theme Song:
 
 
 
You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr. Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always
Begging me to take them
On macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are
 

Oh, but at night I stake out my strongbox
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth!
 

Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
 

Well, at lunchtime
You can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face
In a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh yeah...
 

Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination
On my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high!
 

Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
 

My friends down at the commune
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do
 

Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by my head
 

In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me!
 
(Thank You, Larry Groce)

[Firefyter-Emt]

Dave.. Hook up and lets pull out.. Next up is Charlies house (Chas60) for breakfast pancakes with real Maine maple syrup and bacon!!  Shhhh.. We are just gonna sneak up on him!

[Miller Tyme]

I like what Ron White said on the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour"--"I didn't rise to the top of the food chain to eat carrots..":-()
 
 
 Gawd, I love Wisconsin in the summer-- greasy brats, sweet corn dripping in butter, and lots of the barley pop...:!

[Ab Diver]

Well, actually, I AM hooked up and pulling out. Leaving in the early A.M., for real. I'll rejoin the virtual road trip when I get back. Had this week ear-marked off from work for a race, but that fell through when I twisted my knee a couple weeks ago. ( Long story I needn't go into here, see opposing thread for details) Gunna go see part of the extended family. See y'all on the flip side.
 
I expect each and every one of you to put away at least three cases of beer, two whole flats of BBQ ribs, 6 bags of chips, and at least one large bowl of guacamole or salsa, take your pick.
 
Oh, and for those of you playing at home while the rest of us are all on our virtual road trip, ya gotta arm wrestle for the remote-- it's the only contact sport we can play from our armchairs.

[tlhdoc]

I'll be towing my PU in this convoy.  I was planning on seeing Charlie in 2 weeks but why wait.   I will bring along some rib-eye steaks marinating for a couple of days, with baked potatoes smothered with butter, sour cream and cheese.  I have corn bread cooking in the pie irons just waiting to have a bunch of butter spread on it.  For desert I can bake a cheaters black forest cake.  Chocolate cake, whip cream and cherry pie filling.  If you don't like the cake we can make pies with crescent dough in the pie irons.  I will bring the whip cream to put on top the pies.

[Camperroo]

I can't be "healthy" when we're camping!  This weekend I made a strawberry shortcake to dessert one night and brownies the other night after having hot dogs for lunch and then a steak dinner and potatoes for dinner!!  Oh and the can of Pringles was calling out to me also.  But we did walk back and forth to the lake!!

[towrod]

ROAD TRIP!!!
 ...And they call me Mr. Natural
...
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me!
 
(Thank You, Larry Groce)

Thank you for the blast from the past

It must be 15+ years since I've heard that song but it, and lots of other Dr. Demento staples, came flooding back while reading your post.

Thanks -
Irving - the 142nd fastest gun in the west. :p

[Calstate361]

BUMP!

 
 
Hey Dave (Ab Diver) are you out there?   You haven't posted here or on NCC since you got back from your trip.  How was it?  How is the family?  How are you doing on your running?  Has Ellen (Ms. Ab Diver) come up with her "handle/board name" yet?
 
Joan

[NightOwl]

BUMP!

 
 
Hey Dave (Ab Diver) are you out there?...   How are you doing on your running?..."  
Joan

Joan, you California Girl, you, I can tell you arent used to being "unfit and in bad health"--Honey Chile, you'll never make it on this thread if you mention things like  (shudder) "running."  

The only type of running allowed in  "Al's World" is running to the fridge for ice cream and fudge sauce or leftover pizza.  Hmmm, not a bad idea--I gotta go check and see what Billy may have hidden away in the back of the freezer.  (Dont tell anyone from Healthy Living  that I said this.)

LONG LIVE TWINKIES!!  :-()  :-()  :-()   (they go great with Margaritas!)

[Calstate361]

NightOwl,

Just because I'm a California Girl, doesn't mean I'm fit.  Although I sure would try to out run you to the freezer for that ice cream, YUUUUMMMMM!  I am far from being fit, I would probably die if I had to run to the end of our block.  I just wanted to hear from our buddy Dave/Ab Diver.
 
Pass another twinkie, or cookie, or cake, or or or   :yikes:
 
Watch those carbs...I'm having a senior "fitness" attack instead of a senior moment.  It might have even been a brain fart!
 
Joan

[griffsmom]

Shoot, I'm tired of all the goody goody's trying to be healthy. WE know what we want and should have a topic of our own. Heck, Old Moose can be our chairman!
 

I don't even think that Moose knows he'sd been nominated! I sent him an e-mail to let him know.  I'm sure he'll have plenty to add--all of goooood!