Cioppino Cook Off at Olema

[6Quigs]

Well I'll just raise you one freezer, We have two.
 
Sal

Nice try Sal,

But my FULL HOUSE of Hungry kids beats your pair!!

[towrod]

Nice try Sal,

But my FULL HOUSE of Hungry kids beats your pair!!

But would they really like Duff ice cream?

[zymomyz]

Nick,

Okay, sign us up ...

Me and Towrod are going to be partners. We'll be makin' our world famous beer-based-cioppino   . Now you and larry have some *real* competition !!

[Surfcal]

Sign me up.  Bee Cee and I will make the world's smallest pot of Cioppino ever made.  There might not be enough even for one person, but I can assure you it's gonna be good.

[zymomyz]

Sign me up.  Bee Cee and I will make the world's smallest pot of Cioppino ever made.  There might not be enough even for one person, but I can assure you it's gonna be good.

Ray Bee Cee (Dave),

You're whimpy-girly-cioppino won't stand up to our saffron-beer-garlic-ale-more-beer cioppino prepare to match your meet ...      

[Surfcal]

Ray Bee Cee (Dave),
 
You're whimpy-girly-cioppino won't stand up to our saffron-beer-garlic-ale-more-beer cioppino prepare to match your meet ...

We match your "saffrom-beer-garlic-alemore-beer" cioppino and up the ante with "saffrom-beer-garlic-tequila w/habaneros" and BAM kick it up a notch cioppino.
 

[champ521]

Sign me up.  Bee Cee and I will make the world's smallest pot of Cioppino ever made.  There might not be enough even for one person, but I can assure you it's gonna be good.

Seein' how I'm not even signed up for the rally, it'll be the best cioppino you never had!

[towrod]

Seein' how I'm not even signed up for the rally, it'll be the best cioppino you never had!

 AHA - stealth cioppino - I've heard that's the BEST!

[Hybrid Holly]

Pete will be making cioppino.  Does he have to have a partner?  I am not sure he is willing to share his secret ingredient with anyone!

[Nick]

Pete will be making cioppino. Does he have to have a partner? I am not sure he is willing to share his secret ingredient with anyone!

Ok, with me but master rule maker Sammyslave will have to chime in.

[zymomyz]

Ok, with me but master rule maker Sammyslave will have to chime in.

I think we need a few special rules for Mike and Larry, yea that's the ticket:

- can only light your stove by rubbing 2 sticks together
- limited to using paper rock, scissors and a Swingline stapler
- consume mass-quantities prior to entering the kitchen
- both hands tied behind your backs

No insult intended to any of the other contestants, just think Larry and Mike could use the extra challenge        

[sammyslave]

Mike and I already have rule number three well under control!

[zymomyz]

Mike and I already have rule number three well under control!

Larry,

Yea, actually rule 3 should be rule 1 and apply to all contestants  

[gsm x2]

Larry,
 
Yea, actually rule 3 should be rule 1 and apply to all contestants

Rules???  We need stinking rules???
 
Something fishy is going on.  What is cioppino anyways???
 
Scott

[sammyslave]

I think that Ciopino is made from Olives..and Gin, with some other stuff thrown in. And when it is almost done you add some more Olives...and Gin, to finish it off.