Recommended New Warning Labels On Liquor Bottles

[Tim5055]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Bleep happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked.

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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gud.

[Jofabietz]

The good news is ,I want to post this at work ,the bad news is ,that it would be posted for truck drivers :eyecrazy:  :yikes:

[ForestCreature]

I think I've resembled a few of those warnings in the past! :yikes:
 But no amount of liquor would ever make me think I could sing!
 

[Miller Tyme]

There's a local karaoke outfit around here who's motto is-
 
 "The more you drink, the better we all sound":D:!
 
 (And, yes, I DO sing!!!):yikes:

[AustinBoston]

The consumption of alcohol may make the help appear attractive.

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The consumption of alcohol may make you forget that you are married.

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Austin