Dumb Blonde Joke

[GrizzlyTaco]

This is Funny :J

A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off the tip of your finger?".

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: 'I just paid $6000 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
myself in the chest'."

"So, then what?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth'."
"And then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'this is going to make a
loud noise.' So I put my finger in the other ear and then I pulled the
trigger."

[Dee4j]

This is Funny :J

A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off the tip of your finger?".

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: 'I just paid $6000 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
myself in the chest'."

"So, then what?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth'."
"And then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'this is going to make a
loud noise.' So I put my finger in the other ear and then I pulled the
trigger."

Ed..Ed...Ed.... You're Killing me!!!! :J