Game: Grant your wish

[joshgambit]

GRANTED:  Your camp chair is now a full sized La-Z-Boy, but it only folds in half.

I wish I had a pop-up camper!  (No good deals around here right now)

[AustinBoston]

I wish I had a pop-up camper!  (No good deals around here right now)

Granted...the classic pop-up made by matchbox is on it's way.



I wish I was rich.

[brainpause]

I wish I was rich.

GRANTED: Your wife bit off your finger and said you tasted like milk chocolate.

I wish I could eat something besides what's on this post-surgical soft food diet.

[Old Goat]

GRANTED: Your wife bit off your finger and said you tasted like milk chocolate.

I wish I could eat something besides what's on this post-surgical soft food diet.

GRANTED; Peanut brittle mixed in with Gerson's Goo and Morton's Mush is a very good and tasty choice, especially when washed down with a good stiff snort of Jack Daniels.....

I wish my popup could back it self into a campsite...

[brainpause]

I wish my popup could back it self into a campsite...

GRANTED: Your lash-up comes loose anytime you choose a campsite, and rolls downhill into the campsite, running over small children, electrical/water hookups, and any saplings that get in the way.  :yikes:

I wish the sun would come out today.

[Old Goat]

GRANTED: Your lash-up comes loose anytime you choose a campsite, and rolls downhill into the campsite, running over small children, electrical/water hookups, and any saplings that get in the way.  :yikes:

I wish the sun would come out today.

GRANTED; Overthead satellite will reflect sunbeam to the place where you stay and quickly incenerate every thing.......

I wish my popup and TV were self cleaning.....

[mlslocks]

GRANTED; Overthead satellite will reflect sunbeam to the place where you stay and quickly incenerate every thing.......

I wish my popup and TV were self cleaning.....

Granted; Unfortunatly now they both heat to 500 degrees to self clean.

I wish my truck were a 3/4 ton not a 1/2 ton.

[AustinBoston]

I wish my truck were a 3/4 ton not a 1/2 ton.

Granted; 1/4 ton of dead weight added to your pickup.



I wish I had more money.

[TheViking]

I wish I had more money.

Granted:  But it is all in Pesos
 
 
I wish I had more vacation time.

[RockHound]

Granted:  But it is all in Pesos
 
 
I wish I had more vacation time.

GRANTED--You just go layed off for daydreaming about camping.  You now have all the time you need to camp.

I wish I had a C.B. in my TV.

[fdtd]

GRANTED--You just go layed off for daydreaming about camping.  You now have all the time you need to camp.

I wish I had a C.B. in my TV.

granted - you now have a chocolate bar in your t.v. - unfortunately it melted on your seat.

I wish I had a new GPS receiver

[AustinBoston]

I wish I had a new GPS receiver

Granted.  You have a brand-new GPS.  But it was built on a Monday, and the QC guy called in sick.  The readings are turned 90 degrees.



I wish gasoline prices were under a dollar a gallon.

[GrizzlyTaco]

Granted: I'll sell you the gas I siphoned from Dee4j's TV for just $.99 cent a gallon.
             What a deal  :J

I wish  I had a Maid to tend to my every need while out camping, and not my wife!!

[AustinBoston]

I wish  I had a Maid to tend to my every need while out camping, and not my wife!!

Granted: You have a maid, and she attends to your EVERY need.  Oh, she's not your wife...you no longer have a wife.  She was not going to share you with the maid.



I wish I had a steaming hot peperoni pizza with extra cheese.

[GrizzlyTaco]

Granted: You have a maid, and she attends to your EVERY need.  Oh, she's not your wife...you no longer have a wife.  She was not going to share you with the maid.



I wish I had a steaming hot peperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Granted: i just ordered you a pizza from Little Caesars down the block from me, the pizza cost $5.00 but the delivery charge from Vegas to your house is $350.00, enjoy your pizza :J  

I wish i could Star in a Comedy Movie about Pop-Up's......