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Started by AustinBoston, Apr 27, 2006, 07:27 AM

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TheViking

Quote from: GrizzlyTacoI wish i could Star in a Comedy Movie about Pop-Up's......

 
Granted:  We saw you pop-up at Mojave Narrows in the wind, believe me, it was a comedy.
 
 
 
I wish it was June 1st

Old Goat

Quote from: TheVikingGranted:  We saw you pop-up at Mojave Narrows in the wind, believe me, it was a comedy.
 
 
 
I wish it was June 1st

NOT GRANTED;  Time machine's brain suffered a severe meltdown and will be unable to move time forward for your wish......Better luck nextime.....

I wish I had an oil well in my back yard.

AustinBoston

Quote from: Old GoatI wish I had an oil well in my back yard.

Granted.  That tacky wirligig your wife/girlfriend/other put in the back yard came with instructions.  It said "Oil well each season."



I wish more people were playing zoom.

wavery

Quote from: Old GoatNOT GRANTED;  Time machine's brain suffered a severe meltdown and will be unable to move time forward for your wish......Better luck nextime.....

I wish I had an oil well in my back yard.
Granted, you now live in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. (I hope you still have that boat :D )

I wish that my PU had a Jacuzzi.

Old Goat

Quote from: waveryGranted, you now live in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. (I hope you still have that boat :D )

I wish that my PU had a Jacuzzi.

GRANTED; Jacuzzi and solid marble bathroom it is installed in is loaded on a four axle heavy equipment trailer to be towed behind your popup. Your MPG is now MGP.....more gallons per mile.......

I wish I had a larger woodworking shop..

fdtd

Quote from: Old GoatGRANTED; Jacuzzi and solid marble bathroom it is installed in is loaded on a four axle heavy equipment trailer to be towed behind your popup. Your MPG is now MGP.....more gallons per mile.......

I wish I had a larger woodworking shop..

granted the back wall fell down.  Now it's larger in that airy open feeling type of way


I wish my pu had auto raise

GrizzlyTaco

Granted: You set your PU up in the wrong site and the Tow Truck automaticly    raised it and towed it away. :%  

I wish my PU had a shower....

wavery

Quote from: GrizzlyTacoGranted: You set your PU up in the wrong site and the Tow Truck automaticly    raised it and towed it away. :%  

I wish my PU had a shower....
It rained last night......your PU got it's shower :D

I wish that I felt 20 years younger.

GrizzlyTaco

Quote from: waveryIt rained last night......your PU got it's shower :D

I wish that I felt 20 years younger.


Granted: Here's 2 Viagra, take them and you'll feel 20 years younger :eyecrazy:

I wish I could hit the Lottery

TheViking

Quote from: GrizzlyTacoI wish I could hit the Lottery

 
 
Granted:  But you blow it all on craps. Hazard of living in Vegas.
 
 
I wish I was at home instead of at work right now.

GrizzlyTaco

Quote from: TheVikingGranted:  But you blow it all on craps. Hazard of living in Vegas.
 
 
I wish I was at home instead of at work right now.

Granted: Your Boss caught you fooling around with his secretary who he was fooling around with, so he Fired you :swear: Now you can go home   :!


I wish I was laying on the beach on a  nice Tropical island, with a cool drink!!

AustinBoston

Quote from: GrizzlyTacoI wish I was laying on the beach on a  nice Tropical island, with a cool drink!!

Granted.  Your plane crashed.  You are alone on a deserted tropical island.  You are on the verge of dehydration, and can imagine that cool drink so fully that it seems real.



I wish my dog weren't getting old so fast.

GrizzlyTaco

Quote from: AustinBostonGranted.  Your plane crashed.  You are alone on a deserted tropical island.  You are on the verge of dehydration, and can imagine that cool drink so fully that it seems real.



I wish my dog weren't getting old so fast.

Granted: You dog has now stopped ageing, but you will now start ageing in dog years,  You have to give to get!!!

I wish i was out camping instead of having to work!!!

Old Goat

Quote from: GrizzlyTacoGranted: You dog has now stopped ageing, but you will now start ageing in dog years,  You have to give to get!!!

I wish i was out camping instead of having to work!!!
GRANTED; Your boss has fired you for habitual day dreaming about camping
while at work....You can camp full time now. However, having no job or money, you will spend all your time carrying a sign around the campground that sez "I will empty your porta-potty for food"..

I wish every campsite was furnished with a cooler and a free keg of cold beer...

AustinBoston

Quote from: Old GoatI wish every campsite was furnished with a cooler and a free keg of cold beer...

Granted.  You have died and gone to well, pop-up hell.  With a cooler and a keg of cold beer?  Yep.  because for the next 1,000,000,000,000 years, you only get that one keg of beer, and one load of ice...just wait till you see the mosquitoes...and there's no screens, fans, or a/c.  You will miss that a/c.   :yikes:

I wish I lived near the ocean, where I could get fresh lobster.