Game: Grant your wish

[TheViking]

I wish I lived near the ocean, where I could get fresh lobster.

Granted: But it costs you so much in the long run to live there you can't afford lobster.
 
 
I wish I didn't live by the ocean.

[RockHound]

Granted: But it costs you so much in the long run to live there you can't afford lobster.
 
 
I wish I didn't live by the ocean.

GRANTED--You and AustinBoston just changed places, so now you are both happy.  Your wives aren't, but they'll adjust to their new hubbies.

I wish every campground had an ocean fishing pier, nice clean climate controlled bathhouses, a fully loaded cheaply priced camp store, and popup room service.

[AustinBoston]

I wish every campground had an ocean fishing pier, nice clean climate controlled bathhouses, a fully loaded cheaply priced camp store, and popup room service.

Granted.  Every campground that doesn't have an ocean fishing pier, nice clean climate controlled bathhouses, a fully loaded cheaply priced camp store, and popup room service, just closed. :yikes: I'm sure this will get some attention.



I wish this morning fog would lift.

[Mentol1]

Granted, you lift the morning fog but throw your back out.  Now your three weeks on your back and can't move.  BTW your yearly two week vacation started yesterday.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid in South Texas.

[GrizzlyTaco]

Granted.  Every campground that doesn't have an ocean fishing pier, nice clean climate controlled bathhouses, a fully loaded cheaply priced camp store, and popup room service, just closed. :yikes: I'm sure this will get some attention.



I wish this morning fog would lift.

Granted: Its now afternoon and the morning fog is gone, but you still have to live with the all day SMOG :Z

I wish we could get others to join in on the fun of this game   :W

[Old Goat]

Granted: Its now afternoon and the morning fog is gone, but you still have to live with the all day SMOG :Z

I wish we could get others to join in on the fun of this game   :W

GRANTED; Your name will change to Greasey Taco and you will own a restaurant called Greasey Tacos.. It's specialty will be tacos stuffed with anchovies and whale blubber. You will give a years free meals to anyone joining in on the fun of this game.......

I wish my back yard patio was finished.

[GrizzlyTaco]

GRANTED; Your name will change to Greasey Taco and you will own a restaurant called Greasey Tacos.. It's specialty will be tacos stuffed with anchovies and whale blubber. You will give a years free meals to anyone joining in on the fun of this game.......

I wish my back yard patio was finished.

Granted: I just threw a patio table and 4 chairs in your backyard, ChaChing, your backyard is now done!!!!!

I wish i had a 50 inch plasma screen television for my PU

[wavery]

Granted: I just threw a patio table and 4 chairs in your backyard, ChaChing, your backyard is now done!!!!!

I wish i had a 50 inch plasma screen television for my PU

HMMMMM!! Your old screen was fine but I had the tech lab cut it out (along with the plastic window). They will cut you a new screen with the plasma cutter, using your old one for a pattern. It will be delivered to your PU at your next camping trip. Meanwhile, I hope no bugs get in .

I wish that I had a 5ct diamond to give my wife for Mother's Day, free clear and legal :p

[Old Goat]

HMMMMM!! Your old screen was fine but I had the tech lab cut it out (along with the plastic window). They will cut you a new screen with the plasma cutter, using your old one for a pattern. It will be delivered to your PU at your next camping trip. Meanwhile, I hope no bugs get in .

I wish that I had a 5ct diamond to give my wife for Mother's Day, free clear and legal :p

GRANTED; Five carrots have been selected from my garden and will be put together and shaped into a diamond. These carrots are not clear but they are free and legal... Five carrot diamond will be heavy so you may have to buy Wife another ring of equal weight to wear on opposite hand for balance so she does not develope a port list.........

I wish I could popup camp on the moon for a weekend...

[GrizzlyTaco]

GRANTED; Five carrots have been selected from my garden and will be put together and shaped into a diamond. These carrots are not clear but they are free and legal... Five carrot diamond will be heavy so you may have to buy Wife another ring of equal weight to wear on opposite hand for balance so she does not develope a port list.........

I wish I could popup camp on the moon for a weekend...

Granted: First the Good News: i just talked to NASA and their going to turn your PU into a  Space Shuttle and you'll be outta here for your camping trip to the Moon!!

Now for the Bad News: your PU can only hold enough fuel to get you there, so you'll be staying awhile :swear:


I wish my PU could be like a house boat!!

[AustinBoston]

I wish my PU could be like a house boat!!

Granted.  Your PU is like the rain-drowned houses in New England that look like boats wish they were boats.  Except your pop-up is even more like a boat as it floats away.



I wish I could permanently rid the world of TICKS! :SWEAR:

[mlslocks]

Granted.  Your PU is like the rain-drowned houses in New England that look like boats wish they were boats.  Except your pop-up is even more like a boat as it floats away.



I wish I could permanently rid the world of TICKS! :SWEAR:

Granted: But now for every tick removed they are replaced buy 1000 malaria carring mosquitos.

I wish I had a lake with a campsite in my back yard.


Lee

[GrizzlyTaco]

Granted: But now for every tick removed they are replaced buy 1000 malaria carring mosquitos.

I wish I had a lake with a campsite in my back yard.


Lee

Granted: It rains for 40 days and 40 nights, you now have a lake in you back yard along with your whole town, now you'll have to set-up the PU on the roof of your house.

I wish summer temperatures here in Vegas would stay at 85 degrees all year long!!!

[Old Goat]

Granted: It rains for 40 days and 40 nights, you now have a lake in you back yard along with your whole town, now you'll have to set-up the PU on the roof of your house.

I wish summer temperatures here in Vegas would stay at 85 degrees all year long!!!

GRANTED; But you will have to wait five hundred years or so until the world gets back into it's regularly scheduled global cooling cycle..........

I wish I had a million dollars to spend on camping.....

[fdtd]

GRANTED; But you will have to wait five hundred years or so until the world gets back into it's regularly scheduled global cooling cycle..........

I wish I had a million dollars to spend on camping.....

granted you now have a million dollars to spend on camping, but inflation has kicked in and your million dollars are worth about 50 cents

I wish I had a built in potty in my pu