Game: Grant your wish

[Old Goat]

granted you now have a million dollars to spend on camping, but inflation has kicked in and your million dollars are worth about 50 cents

I wish I had a built in potty in my pu

Not granted; Toilet installation would be cost prohibitive and it's weight would overload your popup causing unsafe towing conditions..However, signed copy of MIDNIGHT RUSH TO THE CAMPGROUND JOHN by Lucy Bowels is on the way......

i wish I had a new 06 tow vwhicle...

[wavery]

Not granted; Toilet installation would be cost prohibitive and it's weight would overload your popup causing unsafe towing conditions..However, signed copy of MIDNIGHT RUSH TO THE CAMPGROUND JOHN by Lucy Bowels is on the way......

i wish I had a new 06 tow vwhicle...

Can't figure out what a vwhicle is, can't grant that one either.

I wish that I had a 50g fresh water tank in my PU for this weekend. We're bringing 2 teennage grandkids :yikes:

[Old Goat]

Can't figure out what a vwhicle is, can't grant that one either.

I wish that I had a 50g fresh water tank in my PU for this weekend. We're bringing 2 teennage grandkids :yikes:

GRANTED; Your popup's water tank will be filled with extra dry martinis.. after a  couple of drinks from the galley faucet nobody in your party, including grand kids will need any water...Olives will not be included because they take up to much space.....

I wish that I had a self propelled popup so I could sell my TV......

[GrizzlyTaco]

GRANTED; Your popup's water tank will be filled with extra dry martinis.. after a  couple of drinks from the galley faucet nobody in your party, including grand kids will need any water...Olives will not be included because they take up to much space.....

I wish that I had a self propelled popup so I could sell my TV......

Granted: I'll install a 454 big block in the back of your PU, it will take some of the weight off the tongue of the PU. You'll lose a bit of storage space but on the good side you'll have the only PU that'll do 145mph  in 60 seconds without a TV :yikes:


I wish I could afford a bigger TV.........

[Old Goat]

Granted: I'll install a 454 big block in the back of your PU, it will take some of the weight off the tongue of the PU. You'll lose a bit of storage space but on the good side you'll have the only PU that'll do 145mph  in 60 seconds without a TV :yikes:


I wish I could afford a bigger TV.........

GRANTED; A bandit wearing a hood made a large withdrawal from a local bank and the money has been deposited in your account.. Now you can pay cash for any new TV you want...However, in his haste to leave, bandit accidently left a picture of you laying on the teller's counter and it has your name and address written on the back.......

I wish I had a new 06 Dodge Quad cab pickup with a hemi, tow pack, leather and all the horns and bells......

[AustinBoston]

I wish I had a new 06 Dodge Quad cab pickup with a hemi, tow pack, leather and all the horns and bells......

Granted...you'll receive it on the day that gas hits $5.50 a gallon.


I wish I had a fresh loaf of my mother's bananna bread (no nuts).

[Old Goat]

Granted...you'll receive it on the day that gas hits $5.50 a gallon.


I wish I had a fresh loaf of my mother's bananna bread (no nuts).

NOT GRANTED; Your Mother bought a new popup and is very busy camping and unable to find the time to bake a loaf of her banana bread [no nuts] for you... However, she will send a copy of her famous banana bread receipe [no nuts] to you and she sez "That young'n Austin is old enough to bake his own banana bread"[no nuts]....Also, a large tin container of  extra crisp and tasty peanut brittle [have to include the nuts for it to be called peanut brittle] is on the way..

PS  If you don't have any teeth or have viticulitis, it is called peanut brutal..........

I wish the frame on my popup was silver plated so it would'nt rust.....

[fdtd]

NOT GRANTED; Your Mother bought a new popup and is very busy camping and unable to find the time to bake a loaf of her banana bread [no nuts] for you... However, she will send a copy of her famous banana bread receipe [no nuts] to you and she sez "That young'n Austin is old enough to bake his own banana bread"[no nuts]....Also, a large tin container of  extra crisp and tasty peanut brittle [have to include the nuts for it to be called peanut brittle] is on the way..

PS  If you don't have any teeth or have viticulitis, it is called peanut brutal..........

I wish the frame on my popup was silver plated so it would'nt rust.....

granted:  your pu frame is now silver plated, BUT your insurance carrier just quintupled your rates because the value of your pu has increased many times due to the new frame coating :eyecrazy:

I wish my pu had a single piece door

[Old Goat]

granted:  your pu frame is now silver plated, BUT your insurance carrier just quintupled your rates because the value of your pu has increased many times due to the new frame coating :eyecrazy:

I wish my pu had a single piece door

GRANTED; Your door will be reinforced and welded into one piece and a new heavy duty door frame installed. Duel wheels will have to be installed on door side of popup to support the extra weight...Also, camper will not fold down now with one piece door... This should be no problem if you can keep the canvas from flopping while towing... 10 MPH max tow speed is recommended.........

I wish my popup's air conditioner didn't make any noise....

[CajunCamper]

GRANTED; Your door will be reinforced and welded into one piece and a new heavy duty door frame installed. Duel wheels will have to be installed on door side of popup to support the extra weight...Also, camper will not fold down now with one piece door... This should be no problem if you can keep the canvas from flopping while towing... 10 MPH max tow speed is recommended.........

I wish my popup's air conditioner didn't make any noise....

Granted: While you were away I came by with my trusty wire cutters and cut the cord leading to your air conditioner. Now you won't be bothered with all that noise.


I wish I was able to spend more time camping rather than thinking and talking about it.

[Old Goat]

Granted: While you were away I came by with my trusty wire cutters and cut the cord leading to your air conditioner. Now you won't be bothered with all that noise.


I wish I was able to spend more time camping rather than thinking and talking about it.

GRANTED; Your boss is closing the company and retiring..You now have plenty of time to camp if you can afford it...You will also have a lot of time to think and talk about camping while panhandleing at the local mall......

I wish my popup had a large temperature controlled and well stocked wine cellar.....

[Old Goat]

GRANTED; Your boss is closing the company and retiring..You now have plenty of time to camp if you can afford it...You will also have a lot of time to think and talk about camping while panhandleing at the local mall......

I wish my popup had a large temperature controlled and well stocked wine cellar.....

WISH CANCELLED; Engineers and popup experts have determined that a large well stocked  wine cellar like I wished for would require a popup to large to fit in any campground and it would probably require a D-22 Earthworm quad cab tractor for a tow vehicle.......

NEW WISH
I wish I had a new foam mattress for the popup.....

[wavery]

WISH CANCELLED; Engineers and popup experts have determined that a large well stocked  wine cellar like I wished for would require a popup to large to fit in any campground and it would probably require a D-22 Earthworm quad cab tractor for a tow vehicle.......

NEW WISH
I wish I had a new foam mattress for the popup.....

Wish granted:


I wish that I had 100, 10 kilo, 24K Gold bars.

[Dee4j]

Wish granted:


I wish that I had 100, 10 kilo, 24K Gold bars.

wish granted: unfortunatley you have to give 50 of them to the Dr's who perfomed  surgery on your back that you hurt while moving the gold bars

I wish...I was in Hawaii on the beach holding a drink and a private servant waiting on me

[CajunCamper]

wish granted: unfortunatley you have to give 50 of them to the Dr's who perfomed  surgery on your back that you hurt while moving the gold bars

I wish...I was in Hawaii on the beach holding a drink and a private servant waiting on me

Wish Granted..............(In Your Dreams, now wake up and get back to work)


I wish I had temperatures in the upper 60's during the day and nighttime lows of about 45 degrees everytime I went camping with plenty of aged firewood cut stacked and waiting for me at my campsite.