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[campingcop]

This is how it manifests:

I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided my car needs washing. As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
 
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway. I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find a can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
 
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye...they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. Then I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water, and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote; but I won't remember that it's on the table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
 
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spilled on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill, then, I head down the
hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

- The car isn't washed,
- The bills aren't paid,
- There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
- The flowers don't have enough water,
- There is still only one check in my checkbook,
- I can't find the remote,
- I can't find my glasses,
- And I don't remember what in the world I did with the car keys!

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled; because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it...but first I'll check my e-mail.

[jpreiser]

Sounds like you need a vacation!!

[wavery]

Just sounds like every day life to me .

[ForestCreature]

UMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........Harvey.... right??.......
Damn ! forgot what I was gonna say     :W