Camping proverbs

[AustinBoston]

Take any proverb, idiom, or common expression, and replace a key noun or verb with the word "camp," "camped," or "pop-up."  A few examples:

Never camp in traffic.

If you camp with scissors, you could hurt yourself.

He can't pop-up and chew gum at the same time.

They don't need to make sense, but it's more interesting if they do, especially if the meaning completely changes.

A few more:

Never put off 'till tomorrow what you can pop-up today.

A camp in time saves nine.

Out of camp, out of mind.

Cleanliness is next to camping.

Austin

[chip]

Don't sweat the small camp.

[AustinBoston]

Don't sweat the small camp.

...and it's all camp stuff!

[brainpause]

Even a blind camper finds a campground every now and then.

(This game should be fun).

Larry

[CampDirt]

Don't put all your camps in one pop-up.

(and I thought the zoom was hard!)

[mlslocks]

Camp happens!

Camp or get off the pot.

Lee

[AustinBoston]

I never met a pop-up I didn't like.

[dthurk]

Out of the frying pan,
into the (camp) fire.

[AustinBoston]

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like camp.

Austin

[CampDirt]

Show Me The Camp!

[Beerlifter]

When it rains...........I camp (old Morton salt commercial)

[dthurk]

Camping is next to Godliness.

[AustinBoston]

A pop-up saved is a pop-up camping!

[campingcop]

to camp or not to camp thiat is the question

[AustinBoston]

"I have not yet begun to camp!"