The Husbanc Store

[campingcop]

The Husband Store
>
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. The instructions at the entrance read:
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
>
> There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
> shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a
>
> particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but may not
> go back down except to exit. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
> find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She goes to the next floor and the sign
> reads:
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. And, she continues
> upstairs, where the sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love K ids, and are Good Looking. "Wow,"
> she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
> floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Good Looking and
> Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
> stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor No. 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner has opened "The Wife
> Store" in a six story building across the street .
> Floor 1 has wives that love sex.
> Floor 2 has wives that love sex and have money.
> Floors 3 through 6 have never been visited...

[AustinBoston]

I posted a version of this back in December:
http://www.arveeclub.com/showthread.php?t=59695&highlight=floors

It's still funny, though!

Austin

[Acts 2:38 girl]

How about the floor that says, "Husbands who know how to fix things"?  That is SOOOO important, more than a husband who can pay to have the repair man come.