Virtual Baby Shower

[brainpause]

set up our lawn chairs, Stork tacky lights,  and portable firepits?  Poor Larry won't have a place to....

...escape to when the yelling starts. So, Larry pulled some strings with the security guys (being a hospital employee), and told them...

[PJay]

to install the soundbarriers quickly so that .........

[ForestCreature]

Hollys labor screams  won't be heard in the next........
(poor Larry, rumor has it his hearing will never be the same)

[beacher]

operating room where brain surgery is underway.  Who knew...

[tlhdoc]

that the surprise guest would be...

[wavery]

Paris Hilton........how in the heck did she get out of jail??? I guess they let her out for community service and thought seeing some blood curdling pain may do her some good and help Holly...........

[AustinBoston]

...cheer up as it got really bad.  But it didn't work.  Instead, Paris Hilton just...

[kimrb266]

pull her nail polish from her purse and begain painting her nails.  She asked the Dr if her Staff infection

[Gutpile]

lack of a brain and any moral integrity would make her a good candidate for..........

[wavery]

a lobotomy. All of a sudden Holly started screaming (you know like mother's in labor do) and clutching at........

[AustinBoston]

...a sensitive part of Larry's anatomy.  It was his...

[Gutpile]

own fault really as he knew better than to leave it where it doesn't belong, having experienced this problem before with a previous .....

[brainpause]

own fault really as he knew better than to leave it where it doesn't belong, having experienced this problem before with a previous .....

...time in his life during his nursing school OB rotation. Unfortunately, the doctor wasn't available, so the...

[Techrangerbrad]

so the proctologist took the forceps to . . .

[Gutpile]

....root of the problem....