RE: the law

[campingcop]

 
1. The Law of Common Sense
    Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly
    handshake from a proctologist.
 
 2. The Law of Reality
    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing
    to lose.
 
 3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
    When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room
    for the mouse.
 
 4. Law of Physical Displacement
    Sometimes you are the dog.  Sometimes you are the hydrant
 
 5. Legal Rights
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the
    privilege.
 
 6. Law of Probable Dispersal
    Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
 
 7. Law Pertaining to Divorce
    Be a good housekeeper.  When you leave him ... get a
    good lawyer ...keep his house
 
 

[ThunderRock]

 campingcop
Wow Harvey....you ve got either cabin fever or WAAAYYYY too much time on your hands!! [][][]  [][]

[Gamecock Camper]

 campingcop
If those are the laws, I ll continue to be a law abiding citizen.

[The Eagle and the Hawk]

 campingcop
Hey Campingcop, do you enforce these laws?[]