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Dee4j

#360
Nov 21, 2005, 07:53 PM
Quote from: KellyEve


Why won't anyone eat it?


because it's so pretty no one wants to destroy it so they send it to their friends to enjoy the next year


why do we put lights on a xmas tree???

Kelly

#361
Nov 21, 2005, 08:24 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhy do we put lights on a xmas tree???


So we don't trip over them in the dark.


Why are there 12 days of Christmas?

unclejeff

#362
Nov 21, 2005, 10:53 PM
Quote from: KellySo we don't trip over them in the dark.


Why are there 12 days of Christmas?
To get rid of all that leftover food from thanksgiving!!


What is a hen way?

Dee4j

#363
Nov 22, 2005, 03:37 AM
Quote from: unclejeffTo get rid of all that leftover food from thanksgiving!!


What is a hen way?


a road just for chickens


What is a cornicopia?

brainpause

#364
Nov 22, 2005, 04:45 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat is a cornicopia?

A method that corn employs to deal with problems.

What kind of problems can corn have?




LC

AustinBoston

#365
Nov 22, 2005, 07:42 AM
Quote from: brainpauseWhat kind of problems can corn have?


Like this game, it can get too corny.



What is a cereal grain?

Austin

TheViking

#366
Nov 22, 2005, 03:02 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhat is a cereal grain?
 
Austin

 
It's the Grain of bullet that Cereal killers use.
 
 
How long can we keep this game up?

Fishin BC

#367
Nov 22, 2005, 04:11 PM
Quote from: TheVikingIt's the Grain of bullet that Cereal killers use.
 
 
How long can we keep this game up?


Until the cows come home.

What is the largest bovine breed in the world?

unclejeff

#368
Nov 22, 2005, 09:23 PM
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Quote from: Fishin BCUntil the cows come home.

What is the largest bovine breed in the world?
It's a type of tropical tree that grows underwater upside down in the shallow waters off Australia capturing divers and eating them when they go snorkling :p  ;)


What was the best thing before sliced bread?? :D

ChisholmTrail-er

#369
Nov 22, 2005, 10:17 PM
Quote from: unclejeffWhat was the best thing before sliced bread?

Really thick grilled cheese sandwiches.

Where do the PUTers go after dark?

unclejeff

#370
Nov 22, 2005, 11:24 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erReally thick grilled cheese sandwiches.

Where do the PUTers go after dark?

Down to the river and howl at the moon!

How many turkeys does it take to pursuede the farmer to butcher the pig?

ChisholmTrail-er

#371
Nov 23, 2005, 03:55 AM
Quote from: unclejeffHow many turkeys does it take to pursuede the farmer to butcher the pig?

The whole herd!

What percentage of Americans eat ham rather than turkey on Thanksgiving?

SkipP

#372
Nov 23, 2005, 07:46 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erThe whole herd!
 
What percentage of Americans eat ham rather than turkey on Thanksgiving?
84.35% (as estimated by T.O.M- The Other Meat)
(poll error may be plus or minus 90%)
 
Who ate the first cranberry?

ForestCreature

#373
Nov 23, 2005, 11:28 AM
Quote from: SkipPWho ate the first cranberry?

 Kelly did!
 
 
 Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
 

TheViking

#374
Nov 23, 2005, 11:47 AM
Quote from: ForestCreature
 
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Because Kelly made it work that way.
 
 
What does it mean when your number is up?
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