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Started by AustinBoston, Apr 26, 2004, 05:58 PM

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Dee4j

#450
Dec 07, 2005, 10:07 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erIt defines whether a creative excuse will pass muster, with the missus or the mistress.

What does the term "slander" mean, anyway?


it's a reference to the size of something...."Them there girls are slander"

Why do we have Lawyers?

brainpause

#451
Dec 08, 2005, 06:45 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhy do we have Lawyers?

Hmmmm....And the game comes to an end. I don't know a right OR a wrong answer to this one.

Kelly

#452
Dec 08, 2005, 07:02 AM
Quote from: brainpauseHmmmm....And the game comes to an end. I don't know a right OR a wrong answer to this one.


rotflmao!  We have lawyers to keep the cheesy yellow-page-ad-sellers in business, silly   ;)


Who invented the yellow pages?

AustinBoston

#453
Dec 08, 2005, 07:28 AM
Quote from: KellyWho invented the yellow pages?



A support group for cowards.



Where is the geographic center of the United States?

Dee4j

#454
Dec 08, 2005, 12:36 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonA support group for cowards.



Where is the geographic center of the United States?



Fargo

What is an Ipod?

ChisholmTrail-er

#455
Dec 08, 2005, 08:19 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat is an Ipod?

My thesaurus says "sty".

What's another word for thesaurus?

Dee4j

#456
Dec 09, 2005, 04:48 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erMy thesaurus says "sty".

What's another word for thesaurus?

prehistoric animal

what is a brontosaurus?

TheViking

#457
Dec 09, 2005, 07:08 AM
Quote from: Dee4jwhat is a brontosaurus?

 
A specialty burger at In-N-Out
 
 
What state was Bedrock in on the Flintstones?

AustinBoston

#458
Dec 09, 2005, 07:22 AM
Quote from: TheVikingWhat state was Bedrock in on the Flintstones?

Why the granite state, New Hampshire.




What did New Hampshire's Old Man Of The Mountains die from?

SkipP

#459
Dec 09, 2005, 05:46 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhy the granite state, New Hampshire.
 
 
 
 
What did New Hampshire's Old Man Of The Mountains die from?
He was stoned.
 
What would happen if they discovered that Plymouth Rock was actually a Ford?

Dee4j

#460
Dec 09, 2005, 10:33 PM
Quote from: SkipPHe was stoned.
 
What would happen if they discovered that Plymouth Rock was actually a Ford?



They would've Packard up their Olds stuff and Chevyed off, and sailed someplace else.


What if Luke Skywalker's weapon had been heavy?

brainpause

#461
Dec 10, 2005, 05:06 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat if Luke Skywalker's weapon had been heavy?

There wouldn't have been a second Star Wars movie.

What is a Jedi?

ChisholmTrail-er

#462
Dec 12, 2005, 01:11 AM
Quote from: brainpauseWhat is a Jedi?

(Not a 'threadkiller'!)

A Jedi is the last person to handle Wonder bread before it is packaged for shipping.

What is a Wookiee?

AustinBoston

#463
Dec 12, 2005, 07:50 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWhat is a Wookiee?

I would have said someone who just started playing for the Minnesota Vikings, but latey they've actually been doing pretty good.




Who's going to win the Super Bowl this year?

Austin

ForestCreature

#464
Dec 12, 2005, 09:52 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWho's going to win the Super Bowl this year?
 

The Detroit Lions   :J



When will the Detroit Lions fire Millen?
 
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