Clothing malfunction

[NightOwl]

The tag which says "Do not remove this tag under penalty of the law" falls out of your pillow and you look around to see if the police are going to arrive.:J

Nancy, dont worry about the  missing tag if the pillow is SMALL.  The penalty for that is only a month in the pokey.  BUT do be extra careful with Kingsize pillows, they draw a year of incarceration.  Worst of course, is a California King mattress.  If the Stuffing Police catch you owning one of those with a missing tag, you will get  put away for life!  :eek:  (And Mark Garagos and Johnny Cochran together can't get you off!)  :J

[B-flat]

Hehehehe!  My family used to tease me when I was growing up about not removing those tags.  Of course, that was before I was really old enough to understand the actual meaning.

 
Clothing malfunction is when your red shirt "bleeds" color in the wash onto another favorite article of clothing, making it really useless.