RE: camp fire story time! for all us shut ins

[NightOwl]

 topcat7736
......of a water  skiing Scotsmen IN KILTS madly following behind  the nekkid lady and The Loch Ness Monster.   He was calling to her in his charming burr, exclaiming: "

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 topcat7736
" I haven t had honey-roasted raccoon in months, C Mon lady - watta ya say?"

[topcat7736]

 topcat7736
....she mumbled something about it being ok for him to eat the honey dripping racoon in her mouth, but she wanted to know what was under that kilt. He said.....

[wiininkwe]

 topcat7736
It s my hitch dingle, and don t touch it or I ll........
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[homecrew]

 topcat7736
lose my ability to ....

[Miller Tyme]

 topcat7736
Pop-up my camper[]when I get back to shore" .
 " And when I get back to shore, I want to...."

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 topcat7736
" get you some clothes - you must be freezing!!  "

[birol]

 topcat7736
And with that the naked lady gives the Lock Ness Monster a nasty look and says .....

[wiininkwe]

 topcat7736
" Was that gray water I just saw coming out of your big ugly mouth?   Cuz, if it was" ............
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[NightOwl]

 topcat7736
---I am going to report you to the Department of Natural Resources in Florida for dumping without using  a proper  sealed container and then Camper Jones will be forced to....

[whippetwrun]

 topcat7736
make a special grey water mod that will . . .

[Horscampr]

 whippetwrun
.....send out satellite signals to locate any and all beings harboring gray water which will in turn........

[dee106]

 topcat7736
give you a ticket for.....

[birol]

 whippetwrun
not cooking the raccoon to the exacting standards of ....

[dee106]

 whippetwrun
those who wrote the camping cookbook, show how to...........