RE: Two New Elements (way off-topic)

[CathyAnn]

 
Enjoy a laugh in this troubled time  []
 
 
 TWO NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS:
 
 Element Name: WOMANIUM
 Symmbol: Xx
 Atomic Weight: (don t even go there)
 
 Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
 
 Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
 
 Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
 
 Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
 
 
 Element Name: MANIUM
 Symbol: Xy
 Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
 
 Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.  Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
 
 Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with Xx any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
 
 Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
 
 Caution: In the absence of Xx, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
 
 
 

[MommaMia]

 CathyAnn
Now this one, I like!!!

[rednekrubbrduck]

 CathyAnn
Hey now..I resemble some of those remarks.  []

[fivegonefishing]

 CathyAnn
Good one!

[wiininkwe]

 CathyAnn
Yes you said it!
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[garym053]

 CathyAnn
>>>>>Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. <<<<<
 

Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

 FINALLY, someone who understands!!!

[jackgoesthepopup]

 CathyAnn
So thats why i flunked pychics 101.