RE: My Kid is Wierd

[Ernhrts3n8]

 rednekrubbrduck
I was at a bridal shower many years ago and the bride-to-be sister s house and all of a sudden her nephew decided that he had to go.  The shower was held in the garage of a split level house with the garage door open.  Well I had turned around and what did I see, this youngster peeing on the tree right behind me.  The bride-to-be was mortified.  I sure hope that I don t hear of my 2 boys doing that in front of other peope.  I would just die!  But I guess as the saying goes, " Boys will be boys"

[6Quigs]

 rednekrubbrduck

Larry fish do not have nipples. Only mammals have nipples.

 But Dolphins are Mammals, and Dolphins are fish
 
 So do Dolphins have nipples??
 
 My neighbour has a Toyota Dolphin motorhome, and I ve helped him with the plumbing, and there were definitely nipples on the fittings we installed.
 
 
 

[iwantapopup]

 rednekrubbrduck

When mine was young we lived on a farm. And when you had to go you just went. We came up to vist my mom my daughter had to go so she just pulls down her pants and di it. Aand i was really embaresset. My mom laughed her head off.

 Just to clarify for anyone who knows Tim & I; that was his daughter not one of mine.  My girls had to come inside to go []
 
 Ian, I m sure Logan will continue to amaze you.  You just never know where or when!
 
 

[greyhounds4me]

 rednekrubbrduck
[font=" Comic Sans MS" ]If a boy " goes"  in the woods and there s nobody around to see it....did he still really go?
 
 This from the mother of a 12 year old boy who frequently " goes"  behind the pop-up when he s too lazy to walk to the bathroom.  I gotta start bringing along that darn porta-potty![/font]

[springer02]

 rednekrubbrduck
All I can say is  I m glad we have a girl!!

[Turn Key]

 rednekrubbrduck

All I can say is I m glad we have a girl!!

 Yeah!  Right!  And just wait until she finds " boys"  (or more importantly, when they find HER!)!  Have raised one and have two grandduaghters (My SIL is just starting to understand what I went through[]).  I suggest baseball bats.  I found Louisville Sluggers to the best.
 
 Having been there and in the words of my dear father who has taught me much, " I feel for you but I just can t quite reach you" .[]

[rednekrubbrduck]

 Turn Key
Linda..this from the woman who s GD tought my DS how to skid on his bike at Hannibal?  Gee..um thanks.  I think you re gonna have your hands full as she grows up/  []

[griffsmom]

 rednekrubbrduck
My little monkey is only two, but he thinks it s a riot to pee on the carpet.  Our neighbors  kids used to pee outside all the time because they would see their dog do it.  The best though, is the little boy at our church who kept pulling his pants down during the pastor s sermon (thankfully, he didn t pee...or worse!)  Good thing our pastor has a great sense of humor![]

[GeneF]

 rednekrubbrduck
DS and I were fishing together from the shore.  He was about 6.
 
 The inevitable, " Dad I have to go"  was said.  Since this was a fairly public area but there were some nice big trees around, I told him to go use a tree.
 
 After he did his business, he came back to our fishing spot.
 
 I asked him if he had flushed?  He just looked at me and back at the tree.   He then said " Dad, are you funnin me?"

[iwantapopup]

 Turn Key

Linda..this from the woman who s GD tought my DS how to skid on his bike at Hannibal? Gee..um thanks. I think you re gonna have your hands full as she grows up

 You mean our sweet, innocent, angelic, precious little angel GD?  Hopefully it will be her mom with the full hands.  " Mommy"  turned 22 today and were my hands ever full raising her.  Katie is her mommy made over!  Katie is trying to climb trees now so I expect to find her and Logan both up one someday on a trip!
 
 

[gnsmith]

 rednekrubbrduck
I don t know DW and I had 2 girls. And they were both a hand full.[]

[brainpause]

 Turn Key
This is Holly and I have a story:
 
 We have a friend who had little boys with friends upstairs in their carpeted bedroom and a trash can out in the middle of the floor, seeing who could pee the farthest.
 
 Moral of the story: Don t have an upstairs area with little boys. Things happen.
 
 Holly

[Wayfarer]

 Turn Key
Hey Duckman:  Do ducks have nipples?  Or, do duck eggs suck?
 Inquiring minds want to know!

[font=" Script MT Bold" ]Wayfarer[/font][/size]

Damn the possums!   Full speed ahead!

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[Jo Ann]

 Turn Key
DAUGHTERS!!???  HA!!!!!!!
 
 would have rather had 4 boys then two girls...boy if you think girls are better, ya got a really big surprise coming!
 
 when punkboy was about 2 1/2, we lived on a second apartment with a big porch and i had come around the corner one day from work and saw our big hairy outdoor wild cat looking around confused...well i reached down to pet him and he had a wet streak on his back then on my hand and i looked up and thru one of the narrow railing my son was actually aiming peeing and hitting his target....this explained why the cat was wet on several occasions

[NCSunshine]

 Turn Key
Daughters, hum.
 
 Were living at the lake, while swimming DD said I need to go to the bathroom.  Didn t want to get her in the habit of peeing in water (pool), so told her to go behind the tree.
 
 Next time, has to go " go behind the tree honey" .  After swimming got out near the tree " what is that smell" ?[8D]  Learned to ask what needed to be done after that.[]