RE: My Kid is Wierd

[rednekrubbrduck]

 
I caught my kid yesterday morning trying to pee in the bath tub.  After some chastising...I told my DW about it and she said it s my own fault.  He asked me once if he could pee in the shower, to which I replied " it s a man s perogitive" , besides..I was tired of him getting in and out of the shower to do it and getting the floor all wet.  oops.  She then told me that he asked a wierd  question" do fish have nipples?"   His way of thinking..dogs have nipples..so fish must.  Sometimes I wonder what goes thru his head at times.

[GeneF]

 rednekrubbrduck
A son is a reflection of his father.
 
 Enough said

[Trlrboy]

 rednekrubbrduck
Gene beat me to it, poppa duck.

[tlhdoc]

 rednekrubbrduck
My first thought was the acorn doesn t fall far from the tree.  []  Actually it shows that he IS thinking.   The off the wall questions are often a sign of intellegance.[]

[Jo Ann]

 rednekrubbrduck
[color=3336666]your kid is not weird...just literal...they all are until they become older teenagers when they are capable of abstract thought...although i think girls are better at it then the boys are until the boys are even older....my son thought if you fried eggs in real hot grease, they turned into drugs.  and why wouldn t fish have nipples???  until your son starts to learn biology...it would only make sense...my middle DD was holding her crotch in the store and i asked her what the heck she was doing...well she was holding it till she could get to the toilet, just like i told her to.[/color]

[brainpause]

 rednekrubbrduck
Well.....
 
 DO fish have nipples?
 
 Larry

[NightOwl]

 rednekrubbrduck
Well, Duck,  I was staying  with an older friend whose 4 year old grandson was visiting.  It was a very old, historic house and the ceilings of the downstairs also served as the floors for the 2nd story.  One day Aunt Mary and I were in the downstairs family room and  some water dribbled down on the floor in front of us.  I was mystified, but she, being wise in the way of little boys, rushed up the stairs and caught little Roger peeing down through a knothole in the floor.  (There was no bathroom on the second floor and Roger was too busy playing to go to the trouble to go downstairs.)  I thought it was hysterically funny and doubled over laughing but alas, my friend was not at all amused[&:]
 
 The truth is, little boys are from some other planet and we should enjoy them for  the unique and creative  creatures they are[]
 
 
 (Ooops, my sig got warped, got to fix it.[])

[topcat7736]

 rednekrubbrduck
Sorry about your sig DJ. There was only a knot hole up here on the second floor & I didn t think it would affect anything! [][][&:]

[rednekrubbrduck]

 rednekrubbrduck
Ok..I admit it.  I use to do it..but I was a teenager...was at parties, had been drinking adult beverages, so it doesn t count (thank goodness they close those files at 18).  He does have an inquisitive mind.  Larry...don t feel like sticking my hands in the fish tank to catch one of them lil buggers...but the next time I catch one at the lake..I ll look and let ya know.  What s scarey is his intelligence will show thru sometimes.  We think he likes to  act stupid"  like not knowing how to do things, or be able to read much, and we think it s for attention, or in the hopes if he drives us to nuts..the egg donor will finally show up or call him.  But sometimes he slips up and reads things that s a lil above his level, or does things that he claims he doesn t know how to do.

[Dayton Dave]

 rednekrubbrduck
I have been told that when I was a little shaver, I thought the little wicker chair without a seat was a toilet training chair.  
 
 
 The only problem was that the chair was still in the store.
 
 
 []

[tlhdoc]

 brainpause
Larry fish do not have nipples.  Only mammals have nipples.[]

[Miller Tyme]

 rednekrubbrduck
Ian-
 If you think that s bad, I know of an insulating crew who " do their business"  in the attics of new homes.[]
 And these are grown men.[]

[Camping Coxes]

 rednekrubbrduck
When we replaced our overgrown weed patch in the backyard with a real lawn, my husband was filthy, as was my almost 3 year old son.  My son had to go tinkle, and there was no way I was letting him into the house as dirty and muddy as he was.  So my husband stood him next to the newly smoothed and planted dirt, unzipped him and let him go.  This followed an incident in the same week in which we had to make an emergency stop off the freeway in an industrial area for him to pee in the parking lot.
 
 Flash forward to a few days later, when I open my front door to get my newspaper, and the porch is all wet!  I ponder for a minute how a sudden rainstorm could just wet that portion of my porch, when I call my son over and ask him if he knows how it got wet.  He said he liked peeing outside!  We had to go over the rules of civilized living once again.  Funniest part is, my neighbor across the street was retired and always sitting on his porch, usually watching the birds in my tree.  He told me a few days later he had seen my son watering my porch and got the biggest laugh and couldn t wait for me to go outside!  He had raised three boys himself and has known me since I was born, so he got a big kick out of it!  []  
 

[Turn Key]

 rednekrubbrduck
Hey, " Duck" : Have raised 2 and have 3 grandbabies.  Your boy sounds perfectly normal to me!

[jackgoesthepopup]

 rednekrubbrduck
Be thankful  it didn t happen to do at lets say a family reunion. Or a camp out some where . And remimber. God did make it  possible for us guys to write our names in the snow.So he must have wanted us to do outside. Right. When mine was young we lived on a farm. And when you had to go you just went. We came up to vist my mom my daughter had to go so she just pulls down her pants and di it.  Aand i was really embaresset. My mom laughed her head off.