RE: You know you re from Georgia if ...

[RamblingWreck]

 
My wife and I are both originally from southern Georgia, some friends sent us this to remind us of home.
 
 Things I ve learned about Georgia:
 
 Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
 
 
 There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia.
 
 
 There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple
 no one s seen before.
 
 
 Squirrels will eat anything.
 
 
 Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
 
 
 Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
 
 
 If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
 
 
 A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
 
 
 Onced and Twiced are words.
 
 
 It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
 
 
 Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
 
 
 People actually grow and eat okra.
 
 
 Fixinto is one word.
 
 
 There ain t no such thing as " lunch" . There s only dinner and then there s
 supper.
 
 
 Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you re 2.
 Sweet tea that is!!!
 
 
 Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.
 
 
  Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning " Did you eat?"  
 
 
 You don t have to wear a watch because it doesn t matter what time it is.
 You work until you re done or it s too dark to see.
 
 
 More about Georgians...:
 
 
 You know you re from Georgia if:
 
 
 1. You measure distance in minutes.
 2. You ve ever had to switch from " heat"  to " A/C"  in the same day.
 3. Stores don t have bags; they have sacks.
 4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it,
 no matter what time of the year.
 5. You use " fix"  as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
 6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
 grain, insect or animal
 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
 unlocked.
 8. You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.
 9. You know what " cow tipping"  is.
 10. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, chili powder, and catsup.
 11. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but
 requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
 12. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
 13. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit " a little warm."
 14. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and
 Christmas.
 15. You know whether another Georgian is from east, west, or middle Georgia
 as soon as they open their mouth.
 16. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as " goin wal-martin"  or
 off to " Wally World."
 17. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
 weather.
 18. A carbonated soft drink isn t a soda, cola, or pop... it s a Coke,
 regardless of brand or flavor. Example " What kinna coke you want?"
 19. Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
 20. You don t " Turn off the light"  you " Mash the light"
 
 
 

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 RamblingWreck
Boy, you got that right!  Things are pretty much the same here in " way south Georgia"  (or way north Florida!)  You don t carry something, you tote it. And you don t drive your son to soccer practice--you carry him.  If you want a soda (or a pop to you Midwesterners) it doesn t matter what kind it is, it is still a cold " drank."  And the best way to have a drank is to pour a package of salted peanuts into it.  But the best way to eat peanuts is boiled (pronounced bowled or berled depending on where you come from.)   Potatoes have eyes, but so do stoves.  
 
 And if  get below Macon, you are south of the Gnat Line.