RE: Grins

[MommaMia]

 
Swiped these from my FIL site.
 
 Grins... Things Asked Of/Suggested To US Park Rangers (these are not made up):
 
 
 A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed?
 
 Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers who use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.
 
 Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
 
 Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.
 
 The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.
 
 Need more signs to keep area pristine.
 
 The places where trails do not exist are not well marked. Trails need to be reconstructed.
 
 Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
 
 A McDonald s would be nice at the trailhead
 
 
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[C. Hains]

 MommaMia
You ve got to be kidding!!!  I like the comforts of home but I ve never thought of suggesting a McDonalds -- and small deer have as much right to pickles as anyone else!!!![]